The Voice of Cal & Rita

Join Cal and Rita (on Cal's birthday) for another adventure into the world of aliens. On this show we discuss some of the UFO sightings in official government documents with good evidence. Our military has known UFO's exist for a long time, and it's high time they admit it.  We also discuss finding privacy in space and time for masturbation. it's very cerebral.  We also talk about the news stories of the days including UK's government dropping the ball, Israel's government taking a mulligan, Julian Assange being sick, and Alex Trebek getting better. Also, this show marks the 100th anniversary of proving Albert Einstein's theory of general relativity right. Yay, join the resistance!!

On this podcast we first discuss some of the nonsense coming from the Truth movement, and progress into some things that don't add up about September 11th. We talk about physics of the airplanes and buildings, we talk about Osama bin Laden and his monkey bar camps, and we tell a story about the dancing Israelis. We also go over the news of the day including the scary situation in Iran, the school shooting in Colorado, and other nonsense going on in our world. It has truly been a freak show out there, so there's lots to talk about. 

This week, we delve into the relationship between Kennedy and the American Mafia, and the relationships that ended up helping get him killed. We also talk about the cast of characters involved, including the sexual escapades of the FBI director and 4 president's genitals, a new record. It's very cerebral. We also go over the news of the day and generally expose ourselves to legal liability. Don't miss it. 

In this episode, we discuss The Big Suck - which is what i'm calling the stealing of trillions of dollars from the American people beginning with the financial crisis of 2008. $20 trillion dollars was transferred from the American people to the wealthy around the world. I want to explain in real plain English how we are getting screwed by this system. Plus, lots of dick jokes. 

Calvin and Rita delve into the news of the day, discuss Julian Assange, the college admission scandal, and the first photographs of a black hole before taking you on a journey about UFO's and aliens. We discuss a few specific stories, one involving very hot alien sex (can't miss it) and other stories that will make you believe. We are not alone folks, and I intend to prove it. Join us on this journey, you'll laugh and learn a little something. Of course, we always bring the dick jokes. 

In this episode we walk you through a brief history of the CIA, including how and why they were formed, some of the public abuses they have committed, and what they have been up to recently. Just be forewarned, there's a lot of butt stuff involved. We also talk about some news event of the day and of course slowly devolve into a torrent of dick jokes. 

We discuss how simple solutions to water are ignored in favor of lobbying, whining, and dividing everyone. I permanently solve America's water crisis for what the US Military spends in 2 weeks. We also somehow talk a lot about buttholes and other dick jokes. Sorry, we can't help it. Rita reads the news, we rally for Paris to burn. Kind of messed up, this show may be edited if we get enough hate mail. Enjoy. 

In this episode, we discuss a few current events such as the yellow vest protests in France and the Brexit debacle, and cover as little Trump as possible. We also go on a journey with Lee Harvey Oswald, the accused killer of JFK. We discuss evidence that he was an asset for the CIA, who framed him for a murder he could not have committed. Join us on this journey, and we'll keep it light and fun as always. Join the Resistance!

This episode is a short introduction to myself (Calvin) and Rita, and we talk a little bit about our lifestyle and our distrust of the encroaching government. I get passionate as I always will, but we try to keep it light and entertaining.