Season 3  Ep. 6! The body in question! A 200 year old Man frozen in ice causes a group white male existential crisis! Marilyn saves the day AGAIN, and Tim and Jen fall apart sobbing.

Season three episode five! Jules et Joel! It’s Halloween in Cicely Alaska! Joel has a twin brother who has terrible hair? Okay! Mad Bomber White Guys are no joking matter! Howl the eternal yes and give the Darkside a hug! WE LOVE THIS EP!

Animals R Us! OMG RICK I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF YOU! Spoiler: Rick is a dog. Like an actual dog. Ed has imposter syndrome. This episode has one of the best endings in this entire series, it is beautiful and made us cry. Again.

Season three episode three! Oy, Wilderness! Thorton Wilder would not have written about creepy old guy/teenage girl action this way! Cindy comes to town!

Season 3 episode 2! ONLY YOU! Hey did you guys know that Holling stole his best friend Maurice’s girl Shelly? BRAND NEW INFO! Also, Chris is a super slut but he’s a man so no one shames him!

Season three episode one! The bumpy road to love! No surprise to anyone, Rick is total garbage and probably gave Maggie an STD! Maurice breaks the law and Barbara breaks up with him! Adam has a wife, her name is Eve, they kidnap Joel! Ruthanne is awesome!

Season Two Episode Seven! SLOW DANCE! Maurice is terrified of the gay couple moving to town! Rick treats Maggie like crap (again) and then dies! Jen is happy because we were supposed to be rid of him like 10 episodes ago! Maggie makes Rick’s diorama and it is adorable! Dumb stuff with Holling and Shelly and a guest actress who over pronounces her Rs! Joel is total garbage in the beginning, then total awesomeness at the end! Etta James is a genius!

Season two episode six! War and peace! Nikolai comes to town! Everyone is Russian! What the hell is a Trotskyite? Ed goes to Pound town! This show should definitely not do sex scenes as they seem incapable of not making it super creepy and icky! Hamilton and Chess are great musicals!

Spring break! The ice is melting! So many iconic scenes! Barbara! You will love this episode! You will cry like we did! Also: our dogs behaved well!

Season two episode four! What I Did For Love! Maggie has a dream that Joel is going to die! A substitute doctor make Joel jealous! Death wears a black fedora and is related by marriage to Barbra Streisand! Chris gives the founders day sermon and tries to dilute Maurice’s homophobia & misogyny! Joel loves his town!