School's out, but the boys are still pounding away at their studies. This week, we give lessons on #ChrisChristie's athleticism, #CaitlynJenner's driving record, and doing the Naughty #2 at work. Take a seat for this one. Clean-up will be messy. #REBIRTH12

School's out, but the boys are still pounding away at their studies. This week, we give lessons on #ChrisChristie's athleticism, #CaitlynJenner's driving record, and doing the Naughty #2 at work. Take a seat for this one. Clean-up will be messy. #REBIRTH12

Pull out your long words for #SpellingBee week, folks, as we attack dog-kickers and #longhashtaggers. Also, two sorry saps call in and cry over Poncho's departure, and The Voice once again lives his motto: If you're gonna drink, drink heavy. Strap on your Coke-bottle glasses and all hail #Gokul, Wordsmith and Womanizer.

The two generals honor America by attacking a Chinese spy-teacher, the un-hero #BruceJenner, Cowterd #Eskin, and loads of others posers. We also countdown the Top 6 celebrity partyboys we'd like to wingman for. #NBADraftLottery, #Phillies also on the agenda, along with Charissa Thompson's flesh stems. Climb into this bunker for #REBIRTH10.

Stoke the fire in your pants with two front-runners on #Preakness weekend. The two stallions give picks for the big race, #NBADraftLottery outlook, and declare a winner in the #KatyPerry v. #TaylorSwift battle. We also undress the sicko that tricked a poor 13-year-old girl on Cambodian TV. No #cellulite here; all meat on #REBIRTH9.

The boys celebrate Cinco de Mayo with heavy drinking and in-depth coverage of #Deflategate, Chip vs. LeSean, and the best buns for any cookout: #JenSelter. Pull out your loins and brisket, folks, because the weather's warming up and the coals are burning for #Rebirth Take 8.

More than the wind is stiff in Chicago for our #NFLDraft special, live on location. The boys make Eagles selections and also draft the Top 6 female sports reporter prospects in the game. Forget about #Mariota, these vixens are sure to boom. And take our #KentuckyDerby and #MayweatherPacquiao picks to Vegas. Only big betters this round.

More than the wind is stiff in Chicago for our #NFLDraft special, live on location. The boys make Eagles selections and also draft the Top 6 female sports reporter prospects in the game. Forget about #Mariota, these vixens are sure to boom. And take our #KentuckyDerby and #MayweatherPacquiao picks to Vegas. Only big betters this round.

The boys put in more than W-2s on this special Tax Day show. Here's an Eagles #Draft preview with takes on stallions like #Gurley, #Gordon and #Mariota. The Voice's mouth is still open for #Nerlens Noel's growth, and Poncho uses his man-hands to pummel Mrs. Bruce #Jenner. Have a peek at this portfolio, ladies. #REBIRTH6. Always in on time.

The boys are swinging long on this #Masters weekend, breaking down the #Phils surprising start and Johnny #Manziel's return to the bar scene. A can't-miss interview w/ Terrell Owens, the greatest sneaker in history, and Arnold Palmer's ceremonial drive into some poor gallery dweeb. Don't bring your short game this week - only big hitters on #Rebirth Show 5.