The Wafflers

🎃 **GRAVEYARD FM — THE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL** 💀

This Halloween, the dead have something to get off their chests…

Welcome to **Graveyard FM**, the late-night radio show broadcasting from the other side of the grave.

Join Danny Ghoulberry as he welcomes a new co-host to the studio: **PeetleJuice** — a camp, furious Scouse spirit with absolutely no patience for anyone's nonsense. Together, they'll be tackling supernatural confessions, afterlife relationship disasters, monster problems and all the things that go bump in the night.

We've got vampires who can't stand blood, werewolves struggling with their day jobs, ghosts being ignored by the living, and a relationship-advice nightmare involving a particularly enthusiastic giant squid. 🦑

But amongst the chaos, something far more sinister is lurking…

A mysterious name has been drawn. Three knocks have been heard. And whatever is waiting outside the studio seems to know exactly where we are.

So grab yourself a brew, turn down the lights, and whatever you do…

**DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR.**

💀 **Graveyard FM — Where the dead get heard.**

Happy Halloween! 🎃

Pete remembers some stories from his holiday regarding a heavy chested ladyyy

Danny's done another running event

film club returns.. kinda..

Top 5 names for your Bum hole

Pete's spooky urban legends!

bloody Mary, hook man, vanishing hitchhiker, The Hat Snatcher, Pube collector

tba

The Wafflers: Peculiar Tales — Peter Dutton

Peter Dutton was having a perfectly normal day.

Well… as normal as a day can be when you have a Monster Munch-themed office, a mysterious green bucket hat, and a habit of making questionable decisions involving children’s headwear.

What follows is a peculiar tale of obsession, confusion, unexpected friendships, and a journey Peter could never have imagined.

A story of survival.

A story of love.

A story of tiny consequences.

And, ultimately, a story that Peter Dutton will probably wish he'd never been told.

**The Wafflers: Peculiar Tales.**

You have been warned.

Right Yeah So Right, Goodbye

The Andy Newton court case has been dragging on for what feels like an eternity… but Andy's been suspiciously calm about the whole thing.

That all changes when a new witness comes forward.

Andy panics.

We attempt to carry on with the podcast as normal.

We catch up, talk half marathons, rank the top 10 insects we'd most like to live up Pete's arse, and discuss which people we'd most like Andy to share a prison cell with.

Then things get a little more serious.

Friends and listeners send in messages for Andy, we give him some leaving gifts, and Danny has something he's been wanting to say for a long time.

There are laughs.

There are tears.

There is singing.

And, eventually, there is a goodbye.

Right yeah so right, Andy.

Andy's been abusing Americans

and Danny has been on a night out with Luke proudfoot Pete's still dreaming of el juicey arse

Pete's been up to some gay activities

Andy and his soon to be future ex wife have been targeted by youths

Danny got stung by a bee!

they play a game where you have five clues to guess the movie

then they play the Wafflers famous game where Danny has asked them a question and they have answered but the questions have been changed.. and they have to go with whatever they answer..

Danny's had a birthdays, Andy's had more stuff shoved down his holes, Pete's er ran abit

Pete's Top 9 Corn Categories

plus Andy's bumhole adventures

Pete has been robbing hats and sniffing twats whilst visiting a beach