Dave is back from the Diode Dynamics event and is excited to share
We find out our Subaru Spirit Animals
And we look for the disappearing Group A LegacysSubaru
Spirit Animals — Which One Guides Your AWD Destiny? 1. The Boost Badger – Small but loud, aggressive when provoked, and will absolutely pop and crackle at you for no reason. Lives for tunnels.
2. The Roof Rack Raccoon – Hoards gear on top of the car like shiny trash. May never use it, but will die defending it and it's usage.
3. The Rally Rooster – Struts around like a WRC champion, crowing at sunrise during cold starts. Never misses an opportunity to be heard.
4. The Cargo Area Corgi – Loves the outdoors, sheds relentlessly, and somehow always leaves paw prints on the windows.
5. The Maintenance Sloth – Moves slowly toward necessary repairs, often years after they should. Somehow still survives.
6. The Parts Possum – Collects parts in secret and hides them away “for later.” Later never comes.
7. The Snow Leopard – Graceful and powerful… but only appears when it’s snowing or icy. Completely vanishes in summer.
8. The Exhaust Peacock – Displays a loud, flashy exhaust note to attract attention, often accompanied by excessive revving.
9. The Sticker Salamander – Bright, colorful, and covered in markings. Lives happily in damp hatchback environments.
10. The Check Engine Chameleon – Adapts to whatever error code appears that day. Can clear codes faster than a dealership.
11. The MPG Unicorn – Claims impossible fuel economy numbers no one has ever verified. Possibly mythical.
12. The Rally Ram – Headbutts life’s obstacles at full throttle. Grocery runs are timed stages.
13. The Dealer Deer – Easily startled by dashboard lights, instinctively bolts toward the dealership.
14. The Forecast Falcon – Eyes the horizon for storms to justify AWD adventures. Frequently wrong, always enthusiastic.