We spring into the new year to discuss why when people are crying for Argentina it’s out of happiness, only I can touch the football trophy and get away with it, the National Blowout Game, where to watch the NFL playoffs, NBA season being halfway gone, Jews being blamed yet again, autogyro that’s not Greek to Levenstein, 15 years since it was announced that this was going to be how you are likely reading this right now, republicans not wanting McCarthyism again, Richard Nixon back again, we are farmers bah budumup badump dum dum, my real name is Tyrone, the space between is where the ants go marching, and you want a source you cant handle chatGpt as a source!