This might be the quickest a Weezer Bracket goes off the rails. Other discussion includes: Elon Musk, The Beatles masturbating, Weezer masturbating, porn, college foreign language requirements, how preposterously bad each of us are at foreign languages, Robert Rodriguez’s “El Mariachi”, Andrew makes a bunch of fart jokes, books, Rivers’ twitter feed, poor handwriting, a LOT of Raffi discussion, like a lot. We go on Raffi’s wikipedia page and are blown away by what we find, Raffi’s influence on Weezer, then we break some news about Raffi from two years ago, Andrew threatens to quit the podcast, Nick retaliates with an even bigger threat, we discuss Hudson Hawk with Andrew Unterman (who isn’t on twitter), Nick and Unterman make plans to see MANDY, We wonder what the Eminem - Venom music video will be, Axl Rose, how to have a 5-start Uber rating, how great the white album is, U-haul lifehacks, double disc albums/companion albums, what a new Weezer album could be, dream pop, that slow cover of Mad World, and MORE Raffi discussion.