Welcome to episode nine, even though we call it episode 8 repeatedly! We've got another round of our honest liquor taste test: Bourbon. With a special surprise guest, a jar of moonshine! We also take a look at proper gym attire, as well as discuss our take on jealousy. 

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It's that time of year again! Football season is upon us and with it comes plenty of controversy... We review the ups and downs of the off season as well as some predictions... plus, yet another installment of 'Pee Stories with Chris'. Enjoy!

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Some people have spirit animals, we have spirit stripper songs. We also go into our thoughts on fragrances and their importance as a part of an outfit. With football season around the corner, we discuss our techniques for drafting, and Chris and Tom duke it out over fantasy rules! We also dive into the research on the US national teams' pay disparities. This and more. Pour yourself a drink and join us.... unless you're driving now. Do that instead and just listen!

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In this episode we talk about the long-running series 'The Bachelorette' and all the drama that has taken over the majority of the Cartel. 

We also taste vodkas, so you don't have to! Is the taste really worth the buck?

This and more! Thanks for listening!

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How much manscaping is too much? Also, we take you in side the mind of a Personal Trainer, Filipe. A new contender in the most athletic sport debate, Hockey! It's figure skating, soccer and boxing all rolled into one! Join us while we have a few drinks and share a few laughs! 

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Welcome to Episode 4! Joining us at the table this episode is our buddy Rey! Ever wondered how many kindergartners you could take on at a time in a fight to the death before being overwhelmed? Me neither, but apparently we had several opinions.  We discuss dream cars, teenage dream girls, and more! Won't you join us for this one?

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In this episode, we discuss our favorite shows and how much Chris is wrong. 

We're also visited by the great Julio from The Argyle League to shed some light on what all goes on in your barber's head.

Meet our meat!

Make sure to follow Julio on Instagram (@jules_kaiser)...

We revisit last ep's whisk(e)y talk with a taste test.

Which decade was the best for music?

Tom, Chris, and Mike are completely wrong about which team sport has the best athletes...

Get your knowledge about cigars up to every-man level.

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PS-Marlon wrote this.

Wet Dreams May Come?!

We are The Well-Mannered Cartel, and as the title suggests, this is our first episode EVER! We discuss everything from wet dreams, to beauty, to how Tom Brady is living a lie. Crack open a cold one and join us!