You probably don’t spend much time thinking about all the gifts WA politicians receive.
Because no one gives anything to a pollie because they are so grateful for democracy.
Gifts are usually given to politicians because the giver is trying to suck up.
Well, that’s the key question here.
In an ideal world, no policy decision would be shaped by getting a gift hamper of artisan jams and relishes.
But this ain’t an ideal world, is it.
That’s why it’s a great thing that The West Australian is going to be, for the first time publishing the official register of gifts and hospitality received by WA cabinet ministers.
I’m not going to go through all of it right now - so let’s just focus on what our glorious leader Mark McGowan has been given.
And if nothing else, it’s a pretty fun list.
There’s a beaded necklace, and some sweets from the Indian Society of WA.
A silk satchel for good luck from the Chinese consul.
The AFL commission gave him a match day ball from the AFL grand final that was played in Perth last year.
A couple of stuffed dog toys from the Guide Dogs association.
A hand knitted lime green jumper with the words It’s OK to run with a kebab” embroidered on it - what a keepsake that is.
A CD from the Albany Shantymen. Yes, apparently CDs are still a thing.
5 kilos of frozen prawns from the Kailis brothers.
And there is so much more.
So what is the takeaway here?
Well, for starters it’s good to be the king… Whoops… I mean the Premier.
Because you certainly get sent a lot of interesting stuff.
Not that McGowan kept it all, in fact a lot of the really crappy stuff he handballed to his office staff.
But has any of it influenced the Premier’s thinking on certain issues?
Well, that’s a lot harder to assess.
But having it all listed in such a transparent way is the first step in figuring it out.
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