Nicole catches Erica’s man out with someone else. The night turns into chaos, a manhunt, and a debate about cheating, gobbling, and laser hair removal.

Lakes, wakes, brain-eating amoebas, lost dachshunds, and bad sex ed. It’s a mess, but so is growing up without anyone teaching you what a healthy relationship is.

From Dubai shakes to Vegas food talk to the moments you realize you’ve done way too much for the wrong people. That’s this episode. Also, don’t name your daughter Nicole. It’s a curse.

Nicole and Erica launch What Time Is It? (finally) by unpacking the moment the podcast got its name, middle school heartbreaks they made up, and dating lessons they had to learn the hard way.

From marines in toe shoes to guys who cook for themselves and not you—this episode is real, a slightly chaotic, and a lot like the voice notes you send to your bestie.