The "Why Did We Trade for Jonathan Schoop?" Podcast

Aether got it. He fucking got it. Tardis didn't. His brother did tho, so maybe he has it too we don't know we don't care we both have females in our lives and life is strange let people live fuck high school, and oh yeah: Why Are the Philadelphia Flyers doing Philadelphia Flyers things?

Aether and Tardis (who has shitty audio this episode, sorry about that) attempt to prank the botball viewership. 

Tardis and Aether are joined once again by SpecialFX to be happy Raisel Iglesias has a job again, oh and MLB isn't locking them out of the studio anymore...even though the studio is their own bedrooms...Ted Cruz is good accident meme, sponsors come flooding in, and St Patrick's Day is weird. Shoutout Puff the Magic Dragon. Donate to UNICEF - Support Children of Ukraine https://www.unicefusa.org/

Tardis and Aether finally crack the lock to get into the studio during the lockout, Tardis gets COVID along the way, Ben Simmons exploits mental illness and becomes a Jackass Forever (not sponsored), and fuck WeHoopin...and Aubrey Huff

We get locked out, Aether challenges Jon Heyman to a match at WrestleMania, and Trevor Bauer thinks he's valid in Dyckman when in actuality he isn't. Bing bong.

Aether and Tardis create a fucking shitfest of an episode, Britney is free, Adele and Skepta broke up and betrayed Aether's hopes and dreams for true love, Mass Transit is the key to the future, and also the key to annoyance of local yokels, and Tardis creates the longest cold open ever

This time on the Why Did We Trade for Jonathan Schoop Podcast, PETA does another fear-mongering episode, Tinfoil Bitch responds, Aether comes to terms with the Astros having some semblance of dignity now, and Tardis joins the Wendy's discord server.

Disclaimer: The rant on PETA is specifically about PETA and not about animal rights activism or veganism in general.

Tardis watches in horror as Aether exudes some skeletons and figuratively smokes on the tinfoil, we fix the MLB, LOLPadres???, and where the hell is the new Amine album?

Note from the producers: This episode contains references to addiction, overdosing, and other serious subjects, due to comments made by a former member of MLBotball. The commenter is no longer a member of the group after being banned due to the comments. If you or anyone you know is suffering from addiction or in need of any help, please reach out to them. Even if they feel like they don't need help, you may be the difference in their lives they need.

Episode Title by SpecialFX

Theme Music arranged/performed by Sharkshavery

The 2nd annual MLBotball Fantasy Football draft kicks off with a meme team's meme picks, Week 7 overload, and Cookie being drunk. Aether gets many a king, Tardis chooses not to have hope, and both are joined by recurring guests Pmister and Roman to laugh at everything that's quite honestly not really funny when you think about it.

Jonathan Schoop gets extended, The Cubs are no more, Starbust Jelly Beans are too addicting, Whitey Ford's rookie card makes Aether wanna die, and as always fuck Aubrey Huff.