Harry said this --  “She (Eisenhaur) knows as much about the constitution (politics)…as a hog does about Christmas.”

Music courtesy of Steven Valley Church (Be Still My Soul) & closing music curtesy of Harpeth Presbyterian Church -- used with permission. 

After the 2010 flood, 90% of businesses that lost data failed to reopen. Think Opery-Land!
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Next time on Wizard of iPhone Woodrow Wilson was a lousy movie critic -- some remarks about Birth of a Nation (film)

Opening and closing music courtesy of Harpeth Presbyterian Church (recorded live  via iPhone) used with permission 
The summer driving season is in full swing, and next our thoughts will turn to:

 “over the river and through the wood to grandmother’s house we go”

In modern American that might be a trip to Florida or a ski excursion to Colorado

If you make that holiday drive it’s more important than ever to visit Import Auto Maintenance and let them give your vehicle a once-over lightly 

Let them visually inspect those belts, hoses, including that all important breaking system, before that dreaded check engine light comes on.

Why wait for something to fail, practice a little preventive maintenance. No onboard computer can predict a part failing. The device only tells you after the fact, that may be too late.

Visit import auto maintenance dot com and look for the twenty dollar first visit coupon;  call Sam at six one five — five two one — two five — nine zero ask for the pre-holiday inspection special or swing by Four Nine zero Craighead St., Nashville, TN, 37203 (for your navigator) For old-time Nashville, that’s Melrose

Craighead connects Nolensville RD & Franklin RD (eighth avenue south)

Music for this podcast from Harpeth Presbyterian Church, used with permission. 
I don't care that Maxine Waters cashes her check -- I want to know where this proxy voting thing came from? I thought a quorum call had to be answered in PERSON.. We don't need voting reform -- We need legislators who obey the law, and perform their duty.

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Do it right Now!

Violin music courtesy of Harpeth Presbyterian Church 

“Import Auto Maintenance  Nashville, Tennessee, wants to see you, No, actually they recommend bringing in your vehicle for a pre-season check-up before 'the winter driving season’ begins in earnest.
Yes, it’s true that most of the maintenance performed by your dad, has been taken over by the ‘computer’, however visually checking your fluids and the battery ‘reserve’ are still important.
Only preventive maintenance can tell you before a catastrophic failure, Unfortunately the computer doesn’t inform you until after the failure.
Call Import Maintenance — six one five — three two seven  — nine six — zero zero — that’s six one five — three two seven  — nine six — zero zero 

Opening music courtesy of Stevens Valley -- closing piano music courtesy of Harpeth Presbyterian Churc
In the dim, dark days of the past, we practiced preventive maintenance of our mechanical devices.
Since the early nineties, we have relegated that kind of thing to the onboard computer; that’s a problem.
The computer in your automobile tells you that something has failed; it can’t predict a part failing next week when you’re in East Overshoe, Alabama
Take a first step to prevent system failure: let Import Auto Maintenance give your favorite ride a “Safety Inspection” of those belts, hoses, filters, and fluids, including those all-important brakes. 
Call Joe at Import Auto Maintenance, ask for the Travel Season Springtime Maintenance Inspection 
Call six one five — three two seven — nine six — zero zero  — That’s six one five — three two seven — nine six — zero zero 

It’s okay to talk to Art too! Visit their website, importautomaintenance.com, and look for the $20 first-visit coupon.

Opening & closing piano music courtesy of Harpeth Presbyterian Church, (Come the fount...with variations ) & opening Be Still My Soul -- used with permission. Recorded live by iPhone. 
MouseCalls of Bellevue (37221) has been my provider of computer service and repair since the days of my Mac II/Plus (1985), before the world ever heard of Google.
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After the flood of 2010, 90% of those business which lost data failed to reopen. Think Opery-Land!
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Opening music courtesy of Bluegrass quartet of Bellevue Presbyterian Church, recorded live by iPhone, used with permission. 

In the dim dark days of the past, we practiced preventive maintenance of our mechanical devices. Since the early nineties, we have relegated that kind of thing to the onboard computer; that’s a problem.
The computer in your automobile tells you that something has failed, it can’t predict a part failing next week when you’re in East Overshoe, Alabama
Take a first step to prevent system failure, let Import Auto Maintenance give your favorite ride a “Safety Inspection” of those belts, hoses, filters, and fluids, including those all-important brakes. 
Call six one five — three two seven — nine six — zero zero  . That’s six one five — three two seven — nine six — zero zero 
When next we meet, Hack number one of the five hacks of AI --  The president of the United States is too busy to do pool maintenance. 

Opening and closing music courtesy of Harpeth Presbyterian Church, recorded live by iPhone on Sunday, June 6, 2026, used with permission.

Mike Rowe gets it wrong!

In a recent radio commercial, he calls our country a “democratic” republic, and that just Ain’t so!

The United States of America is a Constitutional Republic; the last democratic republic was Rome, a place that originated “vox populi,” a literal translation is “voice of the people”. 

Piano music courtesy of Harpeth Presbyterian Church, recorded live via iPhone, used with permission.
Consider this headline from Maria Bartoloma “Energy Prices Are Rising” FBN Sunday 06/07/20-26.
Hack Number One of the five hacks of AI 🤖
“Create a dramatic crisis Headline That Doesn’t deliver.”
Here’s the good news 📰. You can fight the good fight. It starts with changing your behavior. 
Begin by examining your behavior and reducing your electricity use (in terms of electricity); we call this "power demand”.
Next time on Wizard of iPhone Speaks, we challenge the conventional wisdom of buying GOLD. I'll start by telling you what they won't tell you. 

Closing music courtesy of Banjo HangOut (Here I raise my Ebineezer), used with permission. 
As regular listeners know, I love the printed word so much that I paid a premium price to receive a “hard” copy of Newsweek Magazine.

This week’s issue, May 29, (20-26) has two automotive stories: “The world’s greatest auto disrupters 20-26” P/26 and on P/46 “Sustainability Mercedes Benz”.  My local Mercedes dealer let me drive a GLC/400 as a loner. It drove okay, but i missed the audio cues of my ML320. PS, I don't plan on buying anybody's EV. 

As a reminder, the illustration that accompanies this precis is from the first Trump administration, when China embargoed our plastic scrap. They decided their landfills were full. They weren’t recycling it either.
Join me on Wednesday of this week when I talk to another podcaster about his upcoming new effort. Join me then, won’t you?