Season 4, Episode 6 of The World According to Dick Buttons comes in hotter than a busted bathroom hand dryer. Dick unloads on three major offenders right out of the gate: the insulting Park Mobile data breach “$1 discount,” the outrageous betrayal of past winners in the Publisher’s Clearing House bankruptcy fiasco, and the brain-melting stupidity of the phrase “YOLO.” No one’s safe, no one’s spared.

This week’s Dick’s Got a Guest features legendary musician Keith England—a man whose career has spanned collaborations with The Allman Brothers Band, Spinal Tap, and beyond. Expect stories, laughs, and real-deal rock ‘n’ roll insight.

In Listener Lightning Round, faithful fans once again put Dick on the spot with their questions—and, true to form, he answers with his signature venom, wit, and scathing honesty.

Then it’s time for Rant Roulette, where the wheel lands on a listener submission and Dick tears into one of society’s most insidious nuisances: And if that wasn’t enough? There’s a BONUS rant where Dick absolutely torches the filth and hypocrisy of dirty public bathrooms.

Finally, the episode closes with the always unpredictable VINCENZONEI—another unfiltered, unscripted banter session between Dick and Vincenzo, where nothing is off limits, everything’s on the table, and the opinions flows freely.

From corporate betrayals to filthy bathrooms, from humming lunatics to legendary guests—this episode is pure Dick Buttons: loud, raw, hilarious, and no-holds-barred.

Season 4, Episode 5 of The World According to Dick Buttons is LOADED—and I mean jam-packed like a CVS receipt with too many useless coupons.

Dick kicks things off with a firestorm of RANTS: blasting the inconsiderate clowns who watch Reels in public with their volume cranked to 100, ripping into the insanity of still getting actual paper catalogs in the mail, torching CVS for their endless receipts and ghost-town staffing, and absolutely eviscerating the human speed bumps who freeze up in line at Rita’s. 

In Do You Remember This?, Dick gets nostalgic for the legendary Sears Christmas Catalog—the “Wish Book” that defined holiday dreaming for generations of kids (and tormented parents’ wallets).

Then it’s onto Listener Lightning Round, where fans from around the country throw their wildest questions at Dick, and he slams them back with his trademark venom and wit.

This week’s Dick’s Got a Guest brings a true highlight: the brilliant AI artist and creator CandyManVibes joins the show for a conversation about creativity, genre-bending, and what makes his songwriting tick.

And just when you think it’s safe? He throws in a BONUS rant about the eternal crime against humanity—the mismatch between hot dog packs and bun packs.

The trip down Dick’s Down the Rabbit Hole takes us into the wacky world of Flat Earth conspiracies, where Dick tries to make sense of why anyone thinks NASA, airlines, and gravity itself are all in on a cover-up.

And if that wasn’t enough chaos, the Rant Roulette wheel gets spun, unleashing another listener-submitted rage topic straight into Dick’s crosshairs.

Finally, the episode winds down in the only way it can: with The Vincenzone, where Dick and Vincenzo kick back, clink glasses, and talk while day drinking—proving once again that the world makes a lot more sense with a cold one in hand.

From fury to nostalgia to conspiracy theories to cocktails—Episode 5 is vintage Dick Buttons: sharp, scathing, hilarious, and unfiltered.

Episode 4 of The World According to Dick Buttons Podcast is an absolute monster—packed wall-to-wall with rants, laughs, and razor-sharp takes. Dick tears into everything from pizzerias that lock up at 8:30pm on a weekend (criminal!), to door-to-door vote hustlers, to adults riding scooters with their kids as hood ornaments, and yes—the epidemic of hashtag overload.

Listener favorites return in force: the Listener Lightning Round (with Dick’s trademark charm and scathing wit), Listener Rant Roulette (where the Wheel of Rants never lies), and the brand-new Culture Shock Therapy where Panera Bread gets knocked down a few pegs. Hungry? Dick serves up his Top 5 Burger Joints of All Time—and you might just need a napkin while you listen.

Dick welcomes special guest A.I. Artist Creator Professor Jacket Music for a deep dive into creativity, community, and why AI music is shaking up the game.

The Actor Spotlight shines on Kevin Pollak—comedian, actor, impressionist, and all-around Hollywood “glue guy.” Dick digs into his career, his iconic impressions, and why his legacy matters.

BONUS RANTS? Oh, you better believe it. Ground Nesting Hornets, overdressed NFL pregame hosts, and Wendy’s $8 JBC Meal Deal all get scorched in the fire.

 And finally—the Vincenzone, where the boys wrap up their review of FX’s Alien Earth and then tumble headfirst into the kind of random banter that makes this show so damn addictive.

This one’s got it all—if you’re not listening, what are you even doing with your life?

Season 4, Episode 3 of The World According to Dick Buttons Podcast is pure chaos wrapped in comedy.

Dick is back with a laundry list of rants, kicking things off with his trademark fire: NFL rain and lightning delays, VMA lip-syncing disasters, public coughers, chronic nose pickers, and even a little meta moment—why he rants so much in the first place!

The madness doesn’t stop there. Dick drops into his Movie Review chair to tear into Nobody 2, before transporting us back in time for a “Remember This?” segment all about pagers and beepers (you know you had one!).

Then it’s a brand-new twist—our first Listener Lightning Round! Dick fields listener-submitted questions with his usual unfiltered wit and brutal honesty.

Of course, no episode would be complete without more rants—this time targeting seat savers, pajama-wearers in public, cell phone concert recorders, and those dreaded airplane assholes.

And just when you think he’s out of steam, Dick’s Thoughts take center stage, How A.I. Ends the Human Race and then a sharp breakdown of Howard Stern’s recent media stunt that fooled the world.

The grand finale? The Vicenzone! Dick and Vincenzo just kick back and bullshit, because sometimes the best moments are the unscripted ones.

This is Dick Buttons at his very best: raw, hilarious, and unapologetically unhinged.

Welcome back, my friends, to another thunderous ride on The World According to Dick Buttons Podcast — Season 4, Episode 2!

Strap in, because this one is PACKED tighter than a can of sardines at a vegan picnic.

We’re coming at you with a full arsenal of signature RANTS:

• Vegans who just cannot shut up about being vegan.

• News stations that tease the lead story and make us wait half a damn hour.

• And those nightmare-inducing Close Talkers who invade your personal space with a side order of bad breath.

But wait—Song Surgery is back on the table as we dissect The Beatles’ haunting masterpiece “Eleanor Rigby.” From its origins to its legacy, we’re breaking it down note by note.

Then we lighten the mood with Dick’s Top 5 Christmas Movies of All Time

We’ve got a brand-new segment this week: Rant Roulette! Big thanks to listener Bill R from Wisconsin for spinning the wheel and landing on People Who Talk During the Movies. Bill, this rant is dedicated to you!

Pop Culture Punch-Out returns, and it’s a boy band bloodbath: Backstreet Boys vs. NSYNC. Two enter the arena, but only one comes out alive.

Still not done — MORE RANTS:

• Misleading “free” websites that aren’t free.

• Loudmouths who take every phone call on SPEAKER in public.

Buckle up, folks. This is Season 4 at full throttle. Let’s do this.

Welcome back to The World According to Dick Buttons— Season FOUR is officially here! Dick kicks things off with a fiery welcome message before diving headfirst into a jam-packed episode of rants, reviews, lists, and pure Buttons mayhem.

In this episode:

Pop Culture Punch-Out: Who wins in a head-to-head showdown — the Caped Crusader Batman or Marvel’sbillionaire playboy in a suit of armor, Iron Man? Dick breaks it down, blow by blow.

RANTS (Round One): First target? Dollar Tree checkout lines! Are they ever not a disaster?

Dick’s Picks:Spotlighting The A.I. Music Society Facebook Group — a thriving community of creators keeping the magic of AI-powered music alive.

Movie Review: Dick takes on the brand-new I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) and answers the question: was this remake worth it?

Top 5 List:Movies that just don’t hold up in 2025. From outdated comedies to problematic cult classics, no sacred cow is safe.

RANTS (Round Two):Buckle up for a triple-hit — people who can’t say thank you, spinach and lettuce that rot in record time, and the soul-destroying sound of constant pen-clickers.

Finale: As always, things wrap up with THE VINCENZONE!!! — the signature closing chaos only Dick Buttons & Vincenzo can deliver.

Season 4 is off to the races, and Dick’s hotter, louder,and more fired up than ever before.

Season 3 of The World According to Dick Buttons Podcastgoes out with a bang, a scream, and a flurry of middle fingers at everything wrong with the modern world. Episode 20 is nothing short of a rollercoaster of rants, revelations, and rock & roll.

Dick kicks things off with a scathing tirade aimed at clueless drivers who treat crosswalks like a game of chicken, GEN-Z cashiers who act like handing you change is a hostage negotiation, and the complete collapse of basic ethics and morals in today’s society.

Then it’s time for the debut of “Song Surgery”, where Dick slices open CCR’s gritty anthem “Penthouse Pauper” anddissects the guts of what makes it tick, exposing the raw blues-rock bones underneath.

But the rants aren’t done yet—oh no. Dick returns to unleash hell on restaurants that LIE about separate checks for large groups, and on streaming services that dared to sell us on being commercial-free… only to load them up with ads.

Shifting gears, Dick shines the TV Spotlight on Apple TV+’s Smoke in a spoiler-filled breakdown of one of the boldestshows on streaming.

Then the Album Spotlight dives deep into Alice Cooper’s criminally underrated From The Inside LP—equal parts theatrics and raw personal storytelling.

The Down The Rabbit Hole segment this week? A diveinto the theories and unanswered questions around 9/11, the kind of stuff you don’t hear on the evening news.

But wait—there’s still more rant-fueled fire: Dick torchesgrown men who still think peeing outside is acceptable, obliterates the stupidity of Daylight Savings Time, and tears into the sad, broken state of boxing today.

Finally, it all builds to the Vincenzone, where Dick and the Vincenzo close the season with their Top 5 Cover Songs That Were Better Than the Original. A finale full of fury, fun, and a whole lot of firepower.

This isn’t just another episode—this is a season finale blowout. Buckle up, because Episode 20 proves once again why Dick Buttons is the loudest, sharpest, and most unapologetically honest voice in podcasting.

Buckle up, because Episode 19 is a rollercoaster of rants, revelations, and ridiculousness. Dick kicks things off with a triple-shot of irritation, taking aim at people who refuse to move when the light turns green, those who actually think Olive Garden is authentic Italian cuisine, and Gen-Z’s puzzling hostility toward A.I. technology.

The Album Spotlight shines bright on The Cars’ legendary debut album, breaking down why it still slaps decades later. Then it’s time for Dick’s Top 5 Game Show Hosts of All Time—a list guaranteed to spark both nostalgia and arguments.

In Dick’s Movie Review, Zach Cregger’s Weapons gets put under the microscope, and let’s just say… it doesn’t come out unscathed.

The Remember This? segment pops the cap on a bubbly blast from the past—those heavy, glorious 2-liter glass soda bottles—and Down The Rabbit Hole heads straight for the most infamous patch of desert on Earth: Area 51.

But Dick’s not done—oh no. A second wave of rants crashes in, calling out loud Honda Civics, USB port insanity, screaming kids in restaurants, and people who stop short in the middle of a moving crowd.

The Actor’s Spotlight beams down on Paul Giamatti, celebrating the chameleon-like skill of one of Hollywood’s most reliable actors. And finally, we wrap up with the unpredictable chaos of The Vincezone.

This episode has it all—music, movies, mystery, and more gripes than a holiday dinner with your in-laws.

Buckle up, folks—Episode 18 is here and it’s loaded like a Jersey Shore boardwalk funnel cake with too much powdered sugar.

This week, Dick takes you on a wild ride from the glory days of blockbuster summer radio to the frustrating fall of once-great pest control companies (yes, we’re naming names).

Over in the Album Spotlight, it’s a full breakdown of how Ronnie James Dio brought a whole new mythology to metal.

This weeks TV Spotlight, it’s a full breakdown of ALF that loveable Sitcom Alien!

In Remember This?, Dick waxes nostalgic about old-school Mimeograph machines.

Then it’s down the Rabbit Hole to uncover the truth (or lunacy) behind the Denver International Airport conspiracy.

Finally, strap in for this week’s RANTS—and they’re fire-

• Scared Exterminators
• QR Code Menus
• Clothing Sizes
• The term "Let's Normalize"
• Disgusting Dog Owners
• Adults Talking baby Talk
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From laughs to outrage to “wait, could that actually be true?”—this episode has it all.

Strap in and hold onto your overpriced popcorn, because Episode 17 is a wild ride through nostalgia, nonsense, andnuclear-level rants!

Dick kicks things off by taking a flamethrower to the Hollywood creativity vacuum and the ever-ballooning prices at the not-so-Dollar Tree.

In his Movie Review, he obliterates the cinematic dumpster fire known as Bride Hard and calls out people who say, “You gotta love…” (Spoiler: No, we don’t.)

This week’s Actor’s Spotlight shines a trembling lip on the enigmatic, the legendary, the unhinged: Marlon Brando.
In the Album Spotlight, Dick straps on the leather and paints his face for KISS’s “Love Gun” — a blast of unapologetic glam-metal glory that still echoes through arenas.

In Remember This?, we rewind to a simpler timewith single-screen movie theaters, drive-ins, and those badass metal lunchboxes that made grade school feel like a rock tour.

New Segment Alert! “Down the Rabbit Hole” makesits debut with a deep dive into the bizarre conspiracy theories surrounding The World's Fair — were they futuristic showcases or secret rewrites ofhistory?

Finally, in The Vincenzone, special correspondent Vincenzo joins Dick for a fiery review of Fantastic Four: First Steps — is it finally the movie this cursed franchise deserves, orjust another cosmic disappointment?

Episode 17 delivers savage rants, bold takes,and unfiltered fun — all in one jam-packed, pop-culture-blasting show. Buckle up, buttercup.