Erin and Brennan take a moment to dust off their cleats and shin guards, the pitch ahead echoing with the roars of fans from around the world to see their heroes play. Those cheers: "WE WANT BEER!!!" The whistle blows and instead of making a start, Erin and Brennan begin to dissect the 2022 World Cup in Qatar. We discuss DESTINY, DESTINY, and Messi holding aloft the World Cup. We cheer the courage of the Iranian players, congratulate Morocco for one of the greatest performances ever, and laugh that Ronaldo is just the worst person. At the end, we have a greater kinship with John Oliver and his disdain for FIFA, A.K.A. that company the fans want to give a red card to.