Phat Dabs In The Morning

the world Is more sus than you think it is


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and we have the episode to prove it. sure we could talk about all the crazy going on in the world and uite frankly what would be the point of that? we here for the silly. and the world has given us everything from the silly to the downright embarrassing. too many out here have believed that the internet is a real place and their keyboard personalities can be carried outside in public. we here at phat dabs in the morning encourage all of you not to do that. it may not end well for you and we may want you to pull up to a sesh one time. keep in mind we also might want you to pull up. some of y'all be telling on yourselves and it's rather hilarious. none more than sports casters with some of the sus shit yall be saying. sports in general is some rather sus stuff that everyone seems to just overlook for the sake of the game we suppose. we don't try to make sense of it it's not worth the blown high. there was a UFC fight at the white house. before it's all over there will be a there a Wrestlemania there as well. we mean why the fuck not at this point right? we mean no wonder everyone is looking towards the 90s and wishing to go back in time like shit back there was any sweeter. we also take a look at some of our favorite gay coded characters in entertainment and the classics are always the ones that first come to your mind. Velma baby we looking dead at you. It's the type of silliness and sesh that you need with your bowl mates in order to make sense of the world before you realize there's no use in trying sometimes. when the world makes no sense whether you're high or sober, it might just be the end of it. but you know what ain't the end of the world though? having a god of war game that features kratos wife. it's not gonna kill you to play a game that still looks fire and you will still get more god of war games in the future. you angry gamers will be okay. it will still be a good game we promise you. just wait for the rest of it to come out and find something else to be mad at. you'll find plenty on the net. I mean come on this is the wrong month to be out here angry. don't be mad. be glaad. booty shorts.


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Phat Dabs In The MorningBy Corey Starks