**Trigger warning In this episode we talk about sexual assault.** We also talk about rogue boners, smashing gigantic windows, and easily evading the Seattle police.

In this very special episode, Cherish's daughter, Sofie, shares her story of the day her school bus crashed into a tree going 55 mph. *Kenny friendly episode*

Meghan and Cherish record along side naughty, bad behavior boy, Stanley. Meghan tells of the trauma of finding erotic photographs of her mom, and the tale of jalapeño dick.

In this week's extra LOOONG episode, Cherish and Meghan discuss how they met and how they each almost died. *Kenny friendly episode*

Trapped by a flood, Meghan and Cherish have to record this episode via telephone. In this episode there are stories about clogging and overflowing toilets, magic penises, and what happens when a tiny dog meets sea lions up close. *Kenny friendly episode*

In this episode, Cherish and Meghan discuss the worst days of their sexual lives.

In this episode, Meghan shares a story of a diva cup incident, Cherish reads a story of some accidental nudity at a bank, and we learn that sneezing while driving is a great way to almost die. *Kenny friendly episode*

A simple mistake almost cost Meghan her eye sight and ruined what would have been an amazing, all-inclusive, Mexican vacation. *Kenny friendly episode*

Cherish and Meghan continue to struggle with recording equipment, as old women do. They discuss allergies, lactose intolerance, and getting revenge on homophobic assholes. Also why fishsticks sent Meghan to the doctor (it's not what you think) We were still very new to this podcasting thing! Give us a chance, we get better! *Kenny friendly episode*

In the very first episode or the worst day of my life, Cherish and Meghan discuss bad drug trips, vomiting in public, and of course, diarrhea. We are so sorry it was recorded in a car. We explain why. This was our very first recording experience, and we were slightly hungover... The podcast gets better, I promise. *Kenny friendly episode*