We turn from the Swamp People, to the inhabitants of Love Island! A "competition" show that is also a dating show...with six episodes a week this is just a slutty onslaught for the senses. You hate to love it and you love to hate it! Colleen and Helen dissect this heteronormative franchise, that they can't help but watch even though it is poisoning their brains with subliminal marketing.

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Swamp People! Not the most entertaining show we've ever seen, but certainly an informative snapshot of a world known only to...the swamp people. Colleen and Helen record this episode together, as Helen recovers from foot surgery! So this episode is extra special and extra unhinged because we each had an Aperol spritz and we are lightweights. We apologize to the Swamp People, we do not judge you although your lives seem wild and also boring to us.

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In today's episode, Helen and Colleen explore what we assume is a Canadian reality TV classic? Don't Quit Your Gay Job! This show ran for two seasons in 2007-ish and then had a third season a few years later for reasons we don't quite understand. The video quality feels very public access, and the show documents two gay men trying different jobs and competing against each other to see who can do the job best...you might think it would be gay men trying typically heteronormative/masc jobs or vice versa but really it's just these two friends trying different jobs of all kinds for no particular reason!

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In this episode, Colleen and Helen dive into the old R.L. Stine classic -- GOOSEBUMPS! Who didn't love the books and the tv show as a 90's child? To be honest, Colleen never really got into it, but this classic two part Goosebumps episode really turned us into fans. It has everything: a bangin' theme song, the author himself being creepy in an office, masks, and a mysterious man with an ugly ass face.

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In this episode, Colleen and Helen deep dive into the low key racist, poorly written masterpiece that is Rambo: Last Blood. The final installment in the Rambo film series that leaves us wondering: who did the research on this film? can you ram through the "border fence" between Mexico and Arizona? why is Rambo such a dummy? did they have one reference of Latin fashion?

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Welcome to The Worst Thing I Ever Watched! On this show two sisters, Colleen and Helen, watch horrible TV and films and then sit down together to break it down and laugh with you. On our first episode ever, we dive in to a historical masterpiece: Wartime Farm. A show where three British historians live together for a year in a weird recreation of...you guessed it! A Wartime Farm set in World War Two. Who's idea was this, and why are there so many spinoffs? New episodes coming every Tuesday!

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