The XX Files Podcast

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S06E01 of The X-Files – "The Beginning" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as where cacti come from, who's on da woose, and what really inspired Guillermo Del Toro's monster fish-fucking epic, "The Shape Of Water"

We did it! We’re finished Fighting The Future! Here’s Part 4, now we can shuffle off to our eternal rest. What do you mean we have to start Season 6 next week?!

This time we try desperately to answer such unsolved mysteries as whether the X-Files have re-opened for good (fart noise), whether the truth can set you bee, and how Mulder can lift Scully AND climb out of an antarctic ice tube when we all know he ain’t that cut.

We did it! We're finished Fighting The Future! Here's Part 4, now we can shuffle off to our eternal rest. What do you mean we have to start Season 6 next week?! This time we try desperately to answer such unsolved mysteries as whether the X-Files have re-opened for good (fart noise), whether the truth can set you bee, and how Mulder can lift Scully AND climb out of an antarctic ice tube when we all know he ain't that cut.

Everyone knows the best part of a feature-length film is it’s 3rd quarter! It’s time for Part 3 of Fight The Future.

This time we try desperately to answer such unsolved mysteries as first kiss etiquette, the whole plot of this god damn show, and how many bones humans have anyways?!

Everyone knows the best part of a feature-length film is it's 3rd quarter! It's time for Part 3 of Fight The Future. This time we try desperately to answer such unsolved mysteries as first kiss etiquette, the whole plot of this god damn show, and how many bones humans have anyways?!

I know you’ve been patiently waiting for Part 2 of our coverage of The X-Files: Fight The Future and the wait is over!

This time we try desperately to answer such unsolved mysteries as the intricacies of regional playground nomenclature, how to properly ruin a palaeontology symposium, and (FINALLY) where dem bees at?!

I know you've been patiently waiting for Part 2 of our coverage of The X-Files: Fight The Future and the wait is over! This time we try desperately to answer such unsolved mysteries as the intricacies of regional playground nomenclature, how to properly ruin a palaeontology symposium, and (FINALLY) where dem bees at?!

Look, kids. There comes a time in every X-Files podcast’s run when they have to confront the inevitable: some ding-dong executive in 1998 gave Chris Carter a cool 66mil to make an X-Files feature film. And now? We’ve gotta watch the fucker.

Here’s Part 1 of our coverage of The X-Files: Fight The Future, where we try desperately to answer such unsolved mysteries as how to make sure your skull stays impenetrable long after your death, why John Locke is here, and exactly which future y’all were tryin’ to fight, on account of the one we’re in sucks so bad.

Look, kids. There comes a time in every X-Files podcast's run when they have to confront the inevitable: some ding-dong executive in 1998 gave Chris Carter a cool 66mil to make an X-Files feature film. And now? We've gotta watch the fucker. Here's Part 1 of our coverage of The X-Files: Fight The Future, where we try desperately to answer such unsolved mysteries as how to make sure your skull stays impenetrable long after your death, why John Locke is here, and exactly which future y'all were tryin' to fight, on account of the one we're in sucks so bad.

Join Courtney and Alison for the ULTIMATE episode of The X-Files Season 5 – “The End” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to improve the long-cancelled series Baywatch, why we aren’t allowed to take a rorschach test, and what we’re all supposed to do now that the X-Files have been officially closed for the fifth consecutive time.