Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S11E09 of The X-Files – "Nothing Lasts Forever" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to modernize the eucharist, why Scully probably should have left the X-Files long ago, and whether or not we just accidentally watched that new CW show.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S11E08 of The X-Files – "Familiar" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what Alison's day job is, what childhood TV character still haunts Courtney's dreams, and why Diane is, once again, killing us.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S11E07 of The X-Files – "Rm9sbG93ZXJz" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why you should never sit in the front seat of a Whipz, how Footloose is about to get a whole lot looser, and where the heck our damn Ford money is, already?

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S11E06 of The X-Files – "Kitten" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why Courtney won't have Alison's back in a combat situation, who really started the tide pod panic, and what the best kind of salad dressing is, for any situation.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S11E05 of the X-Files – "Ghouli" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why this is the best possible incarnation of William, what kind of mileage you can expect from your Ford Explorer's EcoBoost turbocharged four-cylinder engine, and how you can get Courtney's attention from inside that sleek black bag.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S11E04 of the X-Files – "The Lost Art of Forehead Sweat" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such what our friend Reginald Fils-Aimé is up to, how Darin Morgan deals with his post-election pain and why we, frankly, don't care.