Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E06 of the X-Files – "Christmas Carol" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to properly take a stool sample, why Scully is infatuated with an adult baby, and what Courtney's real kink is.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E05 of the X-Files – "The Post-Modern Prometheus" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to punch down (A masterclass by Chris Carter,) what words mean, and why you're killing us, Diane.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E04 of the X-Files – "Detour" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why Ponce de Leon still might be kickin' it around the Floridian panhandle, who the hell Riff Raff is, and why you should stay away from bridges if you live in Chicago.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E03 of the X-Files – "Unusual Suspects" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how Mulder was born, why Dairy Queen keeps us coming back for more, and where each individual Lone Gunman member falls on our patented "good to look at" scale.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap S05E02 of the X-Files – "Redux Part 2" – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why we love this fresh new Samantha, who in the actual fuck Section Chief Blevins is, and most importantly: how to get away with murder.