The Yankees Suck 3000

Lucas Luetge comes in and BLOWS IT, for the Yankees.

The Yankees somehow score 3 runs, 2 on a passed ball, and come away with a 3-2 victory in the 3rd game against the Orioles. Bullshit!

The big bopper carried the Bronx babies on his broad shoulders in a 4 hit game, including 4 RBI and 2 HR. Confirmed: He’s headed to LA after this season!

Jose Trevino finally runs into one, but the Yankees ain’t got squat from the 8 hole.

Got no money and you got no car,

then you got no CLOSER and there you are… And what comes next? Da Yankees lose…

Wow. Sooooo many runs. I’m like, really, impressed… Not! Follow @PeachMachine & @MamiMoxy & @YankeesSuck300 on Twitter.

15 runs? You’re gonna need some of those in September, boyos.

The Yankees can’t keep this pace and will start to hit the skids big time. When that happens, the wheels will fall off.

The Yankees keep catching breaks! It’s a joke! Stanton and Judge hit a porch job and a big bopper, respectively, to win game 1 against the Bluejays. @PeachMachine will tell ya why the Yankees ain’t that good.

The Yankees keep scraping wins out of nowhere, barely hitting, but the breaks keep going their way. Follow @YankeesSuck3000 and host @PeachMachine to help support the show.