Welcome to the Yard Sale! Joel and Carsten are two lifelong friends who are sick and tired of unqualified sports personalities giving their opinions on sports, so they decided the best way to fight this was to start a podcast as two unqualified sports personalities giving their own opinions on sports!

In this episode, Joel and Carsten introduce themselves, discuss nicknames, expound on their love for the Mariners, reiterate their acceptance of Joe Burrow, guess sports stars (and role players), and guess exactly what people know nothing about.