Emergency! The AmerIsraeli government has just announced we're returning to the Years of Dave so formidably lost to the Years of Brandon, which proceeded from the Years of Barfsack. In this new paradigm we must prepare for a multitude of events circulating around "whatever a Dave would do". Thus far we've already seen the first in a series of military conflicts like "Operation Eat Cereal With Water" and "Operation Forget to Follow up on That Job Interview ". Please prepare yourselves accordingly. We anticipate this will last for at least a decade and cost many lives on the global scale, but our consolatory prize will be an unlimited supply of movies from the Duplass brothers. So fire up that OLED and get to watching, and make sure that if you do open that big bag of sourpatch Doritos you plan on finishing it in one sitting.