The Zone Zone

Dave and Adam review “What you Need” and content with an unlikeable lead. We establish a new segment for the podcast, “Bartender’s Corner with Dave”. Adam breaks down the inherent patriarchy in spot remover. Dave throws up in his mouth a little bit. Everyone gets what you need?

“HAAAAARRINGTON!!!” Adam and Dave really dig “And When the Sky was Opened” with one of us questioning if this is the best episode of the entire series. We also relate a little too easily to complete corporeal disintegration. This one is “like… way out.”

Adam and Dave are really impressed with the level of action in the third act in “Judgment Night”, even if Adam forgets half the plot. With seventy minutes left to live Adam plans on going full Ewok on those Nazi bastards. We also stumble on the exact role Schwarzenegger was born for.

“Perchance to Dream” is an episode based on dreams, go figure. Dave is in his element with this one due to a childhood plagued by Alice in Wonderland. Adam confesses his ties to former U.S.S.R. leader Mikael Gorbachev. Admittedly, this one’s all over the place.

It’s a good thing anti-intellectualism isn’t still a thing in 2019. Oh, what’s that? Oh… well, that’s a bummer. “Time Enough at Last” features the most hated character to date and one of the best recurring actors. This was a lot heavier than all the subsequent parodies would have you believe. Adam offers an educated recasting choice.

Dave is confused why an alien planet in “The Lonely” is set in Texas (technically, California, but whatever). We learn chivalry is dead and that the prison system is still jacked up in the future. We also don’t know how many feet are in a mile or pounds in a ton. Plus, sex robbits!

Adam and Dave question the main character’s fashion commitment in “Escape Clause”. And just how do insurance claims work? We also ask each other what we would do with the powers given to the main character in “Escape Clause”. Adam would be a stage magician, apparently.

Adam and Dave talk “Walking Distance”. This episode is super fun, even if there was way too much close eating shots. We’re a little unsure if he’s charming or obnoxious. Charmingly obnoxious? Obnoxiously charming? Adam reveals he’s the pied piper of blue crabs and is still missing his Red Tornado action figure.

When an actress hits the ripe old age of 48, she’ll be damned if she’s going to portray a woman in her mid-forties on “The Sixteen Millimeter Shrine”.

“Denton on Doomsday” is the first all-out Western motif. Coincidentally, we talk about how we don’t like Westerns without spaghetti.