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Texas Has A Podcast In It!

We know we may only have 20 Fans but we know y'all are as loyal as Miss Mona is to Ed Earl! Be a Good Old Girl and tune into our podcast as we discuss the little known musical The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas! We won't tell you No Lies as we discuss our favorite characters, songs, & a little bit about the real life Chicken Ranch that the show was based on!

You may think we are just A Lil' Ole Pissant Country Podcast but don't Sidestep this episode or Melvin P. Thorpe will put you on his Watch Dog Report! 

Here is the link to the excessively censored 1979 Tony's Performance of "The Aggie Song":

https://youtu.be/AdIvPYotJaI?si=m4rCTjVXWQH60fQa

Also the incredible 1982 movie version of that song: 

https://youtu.be/ZiLNAUt7A8Y?si=GBIMSR7O1MiVBkki

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Its time for our first annual Drink a Palooza to celebrate the Tonys AND the Toddies! Damon and Evan are back in college chugging cheap beer and seeing how well we did on our predictions! Grab your beer bong and join us for another special encorez episode!

Here is a link to some of the referenced Tony's performances:

Sunset Blvd:

https://youtu.be/qTSErbu_w8A?si=-ukX_7z2xZPke6Cp

Gypsy:

https://youtu.be/MZ1ob7jqyac?si=F28E4TPPPMvzgiwe

Buena Vista Social Club:

https://youtu.be/XCD2vq-m3r4?si=Gx6LjARthdWmg1l_

Dead Outlaw: 

https://youtu.be/7au6B-DIgzU?si=9p8US0Gcqf5iEMmf

Just in Time: 

https://youtu.be/9WgUOHAe5Oo?si=LB_TG1yZ-fEm_ElC

In Memoriam: 

https://youtu.be/5NSzhA7wrkc?si=Ik6jqr-t2r4Vglzc

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Now that you have heard our Tony Predictions we have our next special episode as part of our *encorez series, our Toddie Predictions! To us the Toddies are an even bigger deal than the Tonys! You may be asking yourself, "what the hell is a toddie?" Well tune in to this very special episode and Damon & Evan will fill you in! 

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Welcome to our first episode in our new bonus *encorez series! This series will include episodes that don't fit our typical structure of discussing the specific musicals that we pull from our magic jar every month! We will sprinkle these episodes in if we have something current we really want to touch on or updates to musicals that we have discussed in the past!

This episode is Damon & Evan's personal predictions for who will win the musical awards at the 2025 Tony Awards! So grab a drink and your sample ballot and lets make our predictions!

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Oh, What A Beautiful Podcast!

It would be a Scandal and an Outrage if you did not tune into our show about Oklahoma! We will discuss The Farmer And The Cowman and of course, Pore Jud!  So don't just sit in your Lonely Room, let us keep you company! You really Cain't Say No!

1980 Tony Performance ("People Will Say We're in Love")

https://youtu.be/BtmxvhsuZjU?si=DUpS5CzG-sLVq86y

2002 Tony Performance ("The Farmer & the Cowman")

https://youtu.be/EY3lTyphTk8?si=hZDhLMzS5sd1muG0

2019 Tony Performance ("I Cain't Say No/Oklahoma!)

https://youtu.be/FxFS8okUqKk?si=xEWzxUAzTbmWkTQE

Evan's 2014 High School Performance ("All Er Nothin'")

https://youtu.be/qIZNtXIem6g?si=Z0gdpJ3njhU07T4u

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Stop! Wait! What?! We have another Podcast In Our Pocket!

We have A Warning to the Audience: You'd be Foolish to Think we would allow you to skip this episode! You won't want to miss everything we have to say about Sibella, Poor Monty, & Lady Hyacinth (The Broad). Who will we F**k, Marry, & Kill? It might be The Last One You'd Expect! 

So don't be That Horrible Woman and let your world turn Inside Out! Listen to our podcast! This is your Final Warning!

Here is the link to the 2014 Tony performance with a great intro from Jefferson Mays: 

https://youtu.be/VtlcEvPDkfM?si=Mk4dCzqs2DlwtDP6

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It's the Podcast of Purple Summer!

Don't get Left Behind as we tell you All That's Known about Spring Awakening! We will get Totally F****d up & discuss our favorite songs, cast members (especially Evan's husband Jonathan Groff) & whatever other subjects are blown in by the Blue Wind. I Believe you will be sad if you miss this one & we Don't Do Sadness!

We don't want you to be a Guilty One so listen to our podcast!

Here's a link to the ironically censored 2007 Tony performance:

https://youtu.be/L_Bl9NIBvY8?si=N3yTtKP_HfPHyS5Z

and the 2016 revival Tony performance:

https://youtu.be/CSagsMcak4Q?si=Fc5tqQMFY7UChW7N

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The Wells Fargo Wagon is a coming down the street and it brought you this podcast! Ya Got Trouble if you don't Pick-a- this podcast! Join us as we talk about Marian the Librarian and Professor Harold Hill and of course the fabulous Mrs. Eulalie Mackecknie Shinn! So don't be Iowa Stubborn and we will be your White Knights!

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Starlight Express, you must confess, Is this podcast real?

You are at the Right Place Right Time to join the slumber party as we discuss our very first ALW musical! We don't care if you are busy Pumping Iron, if you've had One Rock 'N" Roll Too Many, or even if you are U.N.C.O.U.P.L.E.D, we want you to hear everything we have to say about these iconic Freight trains! Race to your devices because there's a Light at the End of the Tunnel and we've got a Lotta Locomotion for Only You!

*Disclaimer: This podcast was recorded before the 2024 West End Revival Cast Album was released so we don't touch on that but we share our opinions on that one in an update episode at the end of the season

Here's a link to Damon's first introduction to the show a la Seth MacFarlane:
https://youtu.be/Jb8zvG9TMi8?si=dMW3y8sxXYyXaipi

And here is the 1987 Tony performance introduced by the legendary Dame Angela Lansbury: 
https://youtu.be/Vv5a7DYMxSI?si=ux5E0g1QV_XgALyX

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Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome to our podcast! 

It Couldn't Please Us More than if you would join us as at the Kit Kat Club, as we discuss this Perfectly Marvelous musical!
Maybe This Time, we will agree on which characters to F**K, Marry, or Kill? Or at least who our favorite Emcee is? 
So What if we don't! We Don't Care Much as long as we all agree that this Podcast is a Cabaret, old chum! (and Don't Tell Mama what you heard)

Here are some links some of the different interpretations of the song Cabaret and the character of Sally Bowles:

Liza Minelli:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moOamKxW844

Natasha Richardson:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLVayvxquBg

Emma Stone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW2M7smzZ3Q

Amy Lennox:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DVxxFRxT_8

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