This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM check out the first half of the new season of Slasher and make some wild predictions about the killer. Tune in to find out what movie you shouldn't watch, and stay for list that struggles with the notion of summertime.

This week, DM is recovering from sun poisoning so Count Vardulon is joined by Rob Rector to discuss Dark Phoenix. Tune for a long tribute to John Singleton, and stay for some nonsense about about a new awards show.

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch a couple of shark movies because there are so many of them on Prime. House Shark had potential but it's way. Too. Long. And Shark Lake has Dolf Lundgren. Tune in to find out who makes the best banana bread, and stay for a list of shit shark movies.

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to stomp all over Godzilla: King of the Monsters. Tune for a list of movies you've probably never heard of, and stay to hear about all the movies DM watched while up in the air.

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM dedicate a full episode to gushing over John Wick 3. All action movies take note: this is how it's done. Tune in for a anime-adjacent tv recommendation and stay for a list about action movies that doesn't understand what action means.

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch a couple of found footage movies you've never heard of. One of them's from 2000 and it sucks. The other is a great accomplishment but still not very good. Tune for a couple of book reports, only one of which is on topic, and stay to hear DM get really mad at an upcoming horror movie.

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to complain about the time travel in Avengers: Endgame. Tune in for a story about DM is dumb, and stay for a brief discussion about what should and shouldn't be illegal in a distopic prison.

This week, Count Vardulon and Rob Rector talk all about Shazam!

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM disagree over artsy German period piece Hagazussa. They're more in agreement with respect to The Silence. Tune in for a tame list about witches, and stay for a too-long TV recommendation.

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM work too hard to figure what's going on in Observance. They're also confused about Crazy as Hell, but only because of how it ends. Tune in to find out what other movies leave something to be desired, and stay for a list about Satan that doesn't include as much Satan as you'd expect.