This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch a couple of movies about cults. Heretics is a cool idea with some kick-ass makeup, but doesn't know its own story. Apostle is a cool idea with some kick-ass horror, but it's a half-hour too long and doesn't know what part of its story to focus on. Tune in for some other movie recommendations and stay for a list of Nicholas Cage cult movies.

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch two more haunt-themed movies, both of which feature a broken character with a tragic past who uses the haunt as a kind of ill-conceived therapy. One was much better than the other. Tune in to find out who's on Twitter, and stay for a list that means well but is flawed from the get-go.

This Halloween, Count Vardulon and Rob Rector get together to talk all about Halloween. And other stuff. But mostly Halloween. The movie. The new one.

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM find two more movies set in and around a haunted attraction. The Funhouse Massacre is an over-populated mess and House of Fears makes little to no sense. So yeah. Not great. Tune in for a fight about cult leaders, and stay for a list of phobias.

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch two more movies set inside a haunted attraction. The more expensive one is actually worse than the cheaper one, proving that money can't solve all your problems. Tune in to find out what DM is and isn't into, and stay for another list made by people who don't understand the meanings of words.

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM kick off October with by announcing a month-long theme beginning with Hell House LLC 1 and 2. Turns out one is much, much better than the other. Tune in to listen to the Count ruin Taken, and stay for a list of "based on true events" made by someone who doesn't understand what that means.

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM work through their feelings about The Predator. Tune in for a bad book report and stay for a podcast recommendation.

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM indulge The Count's love of evil clown movies and watch Terrifer. Huge mistake. Attempts to class up the joint with Winchester are only somewhat successful. Tune for an arachnophobia book report, and stay for a slightly repetitive list.

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch a couple of alien invasion-type movies on Netflix with mixed results. While The Beyond manages to maintain its mockumentary conceit, it doesn't know which story it wants to tell. Extinction is good, even if you know exactly what's going on.

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch Mothra for the first time ever, and it goes rather well. They have much less fun with Godzilla: City on the Edge of Battle, aka Netflix Godzilla 2. Tune in for a discussion about how Buffy is still a great show, and stay for a Toho-heavy list of giant monsters.