Liz reminds us that we shouldn't trust Cassandra Clare as she takes us on a deep-dive of the REAL Draco Malfoy. Liz also ships herself with Fanon!Draco ("I do!!! And what of it!!!"). Gabs gets squicked out once again with her horrible luck. You can help counteract the harm that J.K. Rowling has done to trans individuals by contributing to the National Center for Transgender Equality here: https://transequality.org/ways-to-give | Please remember the easiest way to be an ally without spending money is to speak up for others when injustice is being done!

Liz finally has the opportunity to SPEAK (both hosts manage to hold Twilight talk until the end)! What was your zombie universe hyperfixation? Ours bordered on pornographic! Stay tuned to the end of the episode to hear about an upcoming special!

Gabs and Liz quickly realize that they should maybe have made a Twilight podcast instead. The two spend so long analyzing 50 Shades that they might just have to cut the episode in two! You can help counteract the harm that S. Meyers has done with her portrayal of indigenous people by contributing to the Quileute tribe's fundraiser here: https://mthg.org/ | Please remember the easiest way to be an ally without spending money is to speak up for others when injustice is being done!

Liz enlightens us with a GOOD maze runner fic *finally*! Gabs reminds us why a lot of people hate the Supernatural fandom. WAIT-- DID LIZ JUST SAY SHE'D FUCK HER CAR????

Liz tells us the (semi-)true story of how the Phineas and Ferb cast fell in love with KPop (and each other). Gabs and Liz explain that creating a demon name is easy-- just pronounce the name as though you are Moira Schitt.

Gabs takes us through a tour of her 14 year-old brain. Did someone say Attack on Titan during 2013? Liz gets lucky AGAIN! She tells us about her undying love for Anakin, who Gabs has decided speaks like a TikTok EBoy.

Liz throws a 2013-style punk edit on the podcast! Think big eyeliner, sleeve tattoos, and ear gages galore. And flower crowns for some reason????? Gabs takes the surprises up another notch and makes Liz look at tentacle porn from the 1800's!

Gabs brings us back to og tumblr with some classic text fic. Liz struggles saying words that are remotely sexual yet continues to insist we talk about more nsfw content. Also monster fucking. 

Liz informs us that the true meaning of Christmas is reading Christmas fanfics year-round. Gabs tries to stay awake to convince Liz to watch Once Upon a Time because Captain Hook is very hot now!!!