Today, after not seeing each other for months, we spill the beans on hurt feelings, life on the road, new hair tools and what happens when you're thrown a curve ball outside your pay grade.

We unpack the reason behind Norman's problem with road rage. Where does this anger come from? And how does cancel culture serve anyone? Also, our feelings towards lash extensions. Plus, why we are makeup artist victims in this age of victimhood (one must get onboard).

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Today we unite after Norman's 2 weeks on a shoot. We talk about foundation trends, our favourite Oscar looks and Normie's code-cracking red-carpet-glow makeup tips. Perfect for wedding or special event make-up.

And, what is being woke? Find out that and so, so much more on today's red-hot poddie. Mwah.

Today we unpack the South Park roast of Meghan and Harry—where do they go from here? Also, how positive is the body positivity movement? Plus our latest foundation, neck cream and concealer find. Newsflash: Aleesa also reveals her magic pill that calms her Perri-pausal second head. It's bumper-to-bumper, so strap yourselves in, friends!

Today, we froth over Rihanna's makeup during her incredible halftime Super Bowl performance. Also—is it really a crime not to prime? What is the dealio with colour correction? And discover how you can apply the perfect under eye concealer (byeee dark circles).

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Today we talk about talk about the real benefits of a proper skincare regime (Norman's FAVOURITE subject), his favourite cleansing balm and choosing the right foundation. Because when your foundation is wrong YOU'RE WRONG. Plus (talking about wrong) MADONNA. What happened?

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We unpack the latest doco-movie, Pamela With Love. The love affairs, the stolen tape and THE BROWS. Also, how would Normie do Pammie's makeup if she sat in his chair today?

Plus, why it's best to avoid winged eyeliner when you're older.

Get all the goods and 90s makeup tips in our latest, high energy and extremely informative offering.

Today we give our valued and expert opinion about the dust-up with Michael Clark and his girlfriend in a Noosa carpark. How we wished to be that lucky bystander. Also, makeup tips from the vault, and our favourite old techniques that still work today.

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We discuss The Spare, shopping at Aldi and then we get down to some serious makeup bizo. Norman explains the "latest" trend from makeup artist Mary Phillips and how you too, can get the JLo contoured from the inside GLOW.

Well, WELL, well. What a doozy of a tell-all from our young SPARE air-to-the-throne Harry High Pants. Lots to discuss. Lots of feeling to share. Plus, we also talk makeup—a new brow technique and another secret makeup artist product that will change your life.

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