How old were you when you first saw Salad Fingers? Is it Today Years Old? Well, pull up Youtube and acquaint yourself before joining Emily and Ky on their philosophical journey along with this guy, who's just a guy, you know? No judging corner today! Are these videos oddly soothing, or deeply disturbing? Did Salad Fingers unintentionally murder a child? Is he a lonely dude with a vivid imagination, and a gift for making finger puppets, or a lonely dude haunted by his memories and slowly (not so slowly) descending into madness? Is he British? What year is it? One thing we can all agree on: he loves him some metal! No, not the musical genre...listen, if you aren't already quoting all your favorite lines, you'd better be sitting down for this one. It's a long one, but not quite long enough for a two-parter, so buckle up!