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This week, Ethan and Matt become paragons of virtue by doing the bare minimum to be a good person--it's that easy! 

Next week on Patreon: How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

Next on the AFI: E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial

The boys are back from Independence Day and just in time for another American classic! Join them as Ethan filibusters, Matt impersonates a national treasure, and both hosts learn a little about the American political system and the sinister machine that threatens its sanctity.

Next on the AFI: To Kill a Mockingbird

Ethan heard that Matt was somewhere down in Texas, but he soon learned that he was on the noon train to Haleyville! There, he planned to gun down the man that sent him to hang. Will Ethan be able to get out of town with Grace Kelly before Matt comes a callin'? 

This week, the guys take on the transition between stage and screen, between New York and Hollywood! In some ways, it's as good as sable or Gable, and in others, well, let's just chalk it up as an incomplete forward pass.

Next time on the AFI: High Noon

Ethan and Matt return to the noir and narrate how they almost got away with the perfect plan! Join them as they discuss villain protagonists and just how much sex there is in this film.

Next on the AFI: All About Eve

Next week on Patreon: Fargo

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Join Matt and Ethan as they drive upriver into the heart of darkness to find Fat Brando. What they find instead are stunning visuals and a lot of horror. The Horror!

Next on the AFI: Double Indemnity 

Episode 69. Nice. Back at it with Bogart! Matt and Ethan were laying low to the land this week, but they're ready to crack the case, so join them as they talk about anti-heroes, the noir, and dinguses.

Next week (ish) on the AFI: Apocalypse Now (1979)

Oh boy, another late one this week. Does this have anything to do with the end of the semester and why the boys have raspy voices, as if imploring students to keep themselves together if only for a few more weeks? Whatever the reason, Matt and Ethan have gotten themselves committed in order to avoid work detail and learn a little empathy along the way.

Next on the AFI: The Maltese Falcon

Keep in mind that we are skipping The Godfather Part II until after we watch Part I waaaay up there at #2 on the list!

Next week on Patreon: Girl, Interrupted