Wow, ok, we've remembered why we're afraid of the water. And sharks. And giant, plastic hanging whales?

Matt and Ethan take on Jaws! And by take on, we really mean sit in their offices and discuss that monster's doll's eyes from the safety of the land...

Next on the AFI: North by Northwest

Don't forget; next week is the Run-Down Part IX!

Ethan and Matt go 15 rounds on this one, but eventual find mutual respect for Rocky's castigation of all those tomatoes and lemons and coconuts...

Next week: Warrior (2011)

Next time on the AFI: Jaws (1975)

This week, Ethan and Matt get back to what made them multi-millionaires...physical comedy (disclaimer: the creators of There Will Be Spoilers do not come close to approaching any kind of wealth or status). Charlie (Charles?) Chaplin is back at it again, and this time there are men in animal suits--Ethan's favorite!

Next time on the AFI: Rocky (1976)

Just call them L.A. Matt and Ethan because they're going to Nashville to sing some country, do some political stumping, and have sex with Tom.

Next time on the AFI: Gold Rush (1925)

We're rocketing to the top of this list now, but then we're sort of also confused about what this film is doing here?

Next time on the AFI: Nashville (1975)

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Back to the canon! Boy, this one maybe doesn't look that long in your pod-player, but the boys took it all over the map. Get ready to talk race, art, and destitution.

Next time on the canon: Duck Soup (1933)

And don't miss...THE RUN-DOWN!!!

To recap: There will be no episode covering Sullivan's Travels Monday, but we will return as soon as we are able. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

Ethan and Matt take a break from concurrent sexual assault scandals and a culture that has historically proven to spend more energy covering them up than fighting the problem to go back to the good ol' days of male sex fantasies and dominance over women...shit.

Is everyone ready for a fun time at the cabaret? Great because that will not happen in this movie if the Nazis have anything to say about it.

Next week on Patreon: Blade Runner 2049

Next time on the AFI: American Graffiti (1973)