There Will Be Swearing (with dustin and amy)

What is a conspiracy theory that you kind of believe to be true? Today we're talking about Mandela Effects. How many did you get right and how many are you sure you're actually right about even if the official answer is different? Tell us which is your favorite in the comments!

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Written by Amy Grimes and Dustin Ford

If you could be a type of toy that is kept in the bedroom, what kind would you be and why? Today’s episode is just us bitching about random shit. We might make it A Thing™. If y'all enjoy it, let us know in the comments. Amy finds it weird to receive a call from someone who is in the shower, we both hate the public restrooms in America, and Dustin has very strong opinions about the men’s underwear industry.

Note from Amy: Sorry in advance for my muffled audio! I was having user malfunctions when we recorded this.

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Written by Amy Grimes and Dustin Ford

If you could be a bodily itch, what kind would you be? Today we're talking about one of Dustin's favorite pastimes - answering questions on Quora - and we give questionable advice to random strangers on the internet. ***DISCLAIMER: We are not mental health professionals, historians, or experts at anything really. We just have opinions and microphones. Calm down. Also, sometimes you can have fun with a serious situation just to destress.

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Written by Amy Grimes and Dustin Ford

If you could bathe in something other than water and still get clean, what would you use? We continue the conversation about space and aliens, then have some fun with chat GPT generated mad libs.

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Dustin wants to know, if you were an alien that had to abduct an average human, what kind of human would you abduct and why? Amy is excited to learn about all kinds of new science-y stuff and finds out Dustin is a lot smarter than her (and is A-O-Good with that). Minds will be blown. This was a longer conversation so we split it up into two. Bonus points if you correctly guess the number of times Amy says, “Holy shit.”

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Today Dustin would like to know what kind of screaming fruit you'd be. This episode started out as a discussion about comic relief in movies and books from Shakespeare, to the MCU. To absolutely no one’s surprise, rabbit holes are hopped into feet first and somehow we end up talking about religion vs cult and good vs evil. We answer a question from good friend Shay (maybe she will appear one day and correct Dustin if he is wrong)!

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Written by Amy Grimes and Dustin Ford

Amy asks, “What was your dream job when you were a kid?” Dustin continues the free will conversation as it relates to morals, community, and religion. Both decide they aren’t fans of religions in general. Amy tells a story about a fae named Fia and how he helped the human trans community. Let us know if you want to hear more about Fia in future episodes. (We apologize for the audio quality during the story, a new microphone is in transit.)

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Written by Amy Grimes and Dustin Ford

Production and music mixed by Dustin Ford

Amy asks, “If you could instantly become an expert in something what would it be?” Dustin purposely throws himself into an existential crisis, ponders nihilism, and wonders if free will really exists. Or are we all just products of our environments? Amy is confused and contrary.

We’re not experts in any of these topics and likely wrong about a bunch of stuff. Calm down. We’re all friends here, just having a convo. Negative Nancies need not reply. Love, Amy. k thanks bye!

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Written by Amy Grimes and Dustin Ford

Production and music mixed by Dustin Ford

Episode 1 went a little long, so we split it up. Dustin wonders what color of crayons is your favorite flavor. Then we veered off into random topics -- like speculation about the efficacy of a call center serial killer... and sentient vibrators.

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Written by Amy Grimes and Dustin Ford

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Today Dustin wonders what type of supernatural being you would be? Also, Amy complains about idiot customers and the origins of the far outdated phrase "the customer is always right." Because no, they're not.

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Written by Amy Grimes and Dustin Ford

Production and music mixed by Dustin Ford