Ello Legends! Jason is back from his iconic London adventure (Yes, Alaina did go to Bemidji too whateverrr!!). The narcissists are giddy to jump on the mic and talk movies: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, Priscilla, The Killers, and—fresh out the theater—Saltburn. They read mail, watch for Reputation TV drop (clowned again I don’t want to talk about it), The Crown, escape rooms, Ariana Grande scatting, suburban miner from TikTok, & so on and so forth. And finally Jason dazzles with details from his amazing trip!

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