[CONTENT WARNING: a pretty messed-up premise in this film that involves multiple people stalking and manipulating the same woman.] It was only a matter of time before Nadia and Tony watched one of the most successful romcoms of all time, a mesmerizing mix of horrifying genital injuries, NFL quarterback cameos, and Matt Dillon’s pencil mustache. Nadia pinpoints Mary as the origin of the “cool girl” trope. Tony does not like the film, but he respects it. Our theme music is “The Beauty of Breathing” by Jeff Rosenstock, distributed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 license, and available at quoteunquoterecords.com. Today’s outro music is Jonathan Richman’s “You Can’t Talk to the Dude” as covered by poopylungstuffing.