Theronathon! - A journey through the career of Charlize Theron

We get two of the funniest people in Pittsburgh to help us dissect all the ways Seth MacFarlane fails to be funny in the west.

Seth MacFarlane drifts aimlessly in the void of modern optimistic sci-fi. For some reason Charlize joins him, but you shouldn't unless you like all the elements of your entertainment to be lame.

Straight talking, straight forward and straight to video, all with good reason! This is the closest we think our girl will ever get to a Lifetime movie, but it's got the casting, outfits and even a few performances to exceed our expectations.

Experience Sean Penn's pretentiously vile, depressing and utterly vacuous depiction of conflict in Africa, inexcusably told through the lens of an unconvincing love story between two white saviors. A movie so unentertaining that it seems deliberate, we're not quite sure what to make of it!

Michael Richards, what was ever the appeal of you? This week we see a comedy, in very significant inverted commas, in which the heroes commit a litany of offenses including sexual assault. But you know it's awkward, wacky and charming because one of them is clumsy!

We finally have an episode with the soothing presence of Justin Tunney, and the giant gorilla of incompetence has stopped playing hide and seek with the mic input!

This week we flutter about, frustratingly thin and carefree in the face of fascism and the plagiarism of better movies.

Just shoot Kevin Bacon.

The Creator of our AMAZING theme tune, Alex Reed brings some uncharacteristic professionalism to our analysis this week! Charlize fights ninjas to the sound of big poppy earnestness!

This week we accidentally challenged our beliefs in the right to free assembly and the effectiveness of protest with the help of Charlize's cliched and melodramatic character arc. This should be good, we should support it! What happened, Stuart Townsend?