In this episode, Ashe hurt his neck, Damon also gets his neck hurt, with pencils. Bonnie and Caroline kidnap a person, and Matt drowns his sorrows in ketchup shots.

Wait, is that Stephen Amell? What the fu-

In this episode of These Hot Idiots, Ashe tries to refrain from cursing while being melted by a heatwave. Megafighter actually tries to review the show, as the werewolves and vampire conflict comes to a fever pitch, but Ashe can't stop talking about The Edward Winter Group.

In a weirdly horse themed Episode of These Hot Idiots, Rose is hurt and is starting to hallucinate, Matt makes burgers, Tyler and Caroline have a heart to heart, Jules decides to burn the bodies in broad daylight, and Matt makes burgers.

In this episode, a now recovered Megafighter gives his thoughts on the Twilight movie, Ashe and Megafighter start talking about Gushers commercials and AI, and Ashe ends up dying on a very stupid hill.

Content Warning: Offensive subject matter

Ashe and Mega review the third movie in the Twilight Saga! We learn the backstory of the Cullen family, Jacob and Edward's rivalry reach new heights, Jasper trains the Cullens how to fight newborns, some guy named Riley shows up, and Victoria decides to attack Bella! Also, there's a 'cuck tent' or something.

Show Note: At some point during the episode, something came up that paused the recording, and Megafighter was coming down with something, so Ashe finishes the back half of the episode by himself.

In this episode, Alaric Drugs a woman at a bar, Elena turns into a mime, we meet somebody named Jules, Katherine injects Stefans mind with sex, Bonnie blows up a bar of soap with her new best friend, Jeremy's Actor just didn't feel like bringing it today, and Tyler chugs an entire bottle of pee.

All of this happened.

Ashe and Mega are back after destroying their computer, in this episode, Jeremy's just being kind of a dummy, Alaric eats ice cream naked, and Elena and Rose learn about the power of Windows Live Mail!

After a mental health break, Ashe and Mega are back to review the latest episode of their Vampire Diaries Retrospective, in this episode, Elijah is back and he's got QUARTERS! We also learn that Vampires can become immune to the sun with the power of Banana Boat.

In this episode, we meet Rose, her friend Trevor, and a member of THE ORIGNALS™ Along with that, Stefan and Damon become a rescue team, Tyler deals with the fact he's a werewolf, and Ashe shared an almost unhinged story from his childhood and almost derails the entire podcast to talk about eating soap.

In this episode, Damon and Stefan plot to kill Katherine, and Matt is going to go beat Tyler to death with his bare hands. It's mostly a good episode, so the two hosts don't got a lot to say besides about their weird wrestling game obsession.