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We finally talk the Countess Luann! Then go onto a chat about our nights and days out, so to avoid that skip to 12mins.

We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 2. We need more Bravo TV Shows, what is happening with this schedule, because we just end up talking about random things! Do you enjoy that, should we edit it out?

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This episode was recorded the night before we went to see The Countess in Marry F Kill at Koko Camden. We will recap our experience in another episode!

We try to recap two weeks of Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Eps 4 & 5, Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 3 and The Valley S1 Eps11 & 12.

Question - when was this season of RHONJ filmed, was it before or after the Bravocon Joe Gorga explosion?

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We get right into this week with recaps of Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 3, VanderPump Rules S11 Reunion Part 2 and The Valley S1 Ep 10.

We even touch on S5 of The Kardashians - Kris Jenner is the GOAT. Argue with yourself.

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Rosie is a medical marvel. Joe Gorga got me (Tijani) all fired up - LOL! Getting a bit tired of Bravo treating me like an idiot.

We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep2, Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 1 and The Valley S1 Ep 9.

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This week we are joined by the amazing Emma aka Brummy Mummy of 2. She's an Instagram sensation, Author, YouTuber and Podcast host. We ask her all about her trip to LA, heading to Schwartz and Sandys and her meeting with Tom (but which one?)

We talk all things Bravo and get into the S11 Vanderpump Rules Finale, S14 Real Housewives of New Jersey Premier and the always giving The Valley S1 Ep 8.

If you don't already, go follow Brummy Mummy of 2 on all the things! Listen to her podcast - The Phone Box Podcast wherever you get your podcasts.

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We digress a bit this episode, blame Bravo TV, we're bored!

We talk about the Alexia and Marysol podcast about Tod, Netflix's Baby Reindeer, the TLC doc, Bravo Ultimatums, we both sing - it's a whole thing.

Eventually we recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 14 and The Valley S1 Ep 7.

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Re-Release RHONJ Countdown Reunion Part 2!

What a week! We have Real Housewives of Orange County, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Real Housewives of Atlanta and the finale of Vanderpump Rules Reunion. Whew, it's a lot.

Rosie and I don't mess about and get straight into it.

#PUMPRULES ends with us being a bit annoyed with this revelation teaser, but are living for the throuple.

#RHOC is back and Tamra is activated. But keep the s*x chats to a minimum please.

#RHONJ Big Frank is hitting us with the Big Facts about Louie.

#RHOA Marlo's behaviour is getting old now. We love her, but she needs to calm down.

Don't forget to rate, comment, subscribe/follow and get involved on the socials Instagram @housewives_theyrenoteven and Twitter @notevenrealhou3

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RHONJ S14 Countdown - We've hit the reunions!

SOUND DISCLAIMER: Slight internet issues, so Tijani sounds like a robot occasionally.

Rosie and Tijani are back and get straight into Vanderpump Rules S10 Reunion Pt2. It's the week of explosive reunions, with Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Reunion Pt 1 too!

We finally talk about Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 and Kandi was missed in Ep4. The Marlo and Kenya drama is getting to be too much. It was funny, but it's crossed the line now.

Don't forget to give us a follow on Instagram @housewives_theyrenoteven and Twitter @Notevenrealhou3.

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Potential TW: We talk the 3rd part of Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion and Gordon and his Bipolar diagnosis.

We also recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Eps 12 & 13 and The Valley S1 Eps 5 & 6

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