Things I Text My Brother

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding a prolific, walnut-stashing squirrel and goes on to discuss rats, Lothrop Withington Jr., three-headed elephants, Bob Ross, Mungo the well-educated squirrel, the satin bowerbird, and Grandpa Doc. Father Art blesses us with his divine wisdom as well.

Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.

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For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube!

Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood

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MUSIC AND SOUNDS

Theme Music:

Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)

"Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:

Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Church bells and various sounds effects:

https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding the delightful bygone breeching ceremony which took place when young lads switched from dresses to trousers and goes on to discuss gloves full of bullet ants, a greedy Italian fella called Pantalone, peanut butter pulled pork, Art Shell, cloth theft, the Man in the Yellow Hat, skeleton suits, toilet reversals, and our (research) website of choice: JaneAusten.co.uk. Father Art blesses us with his divine wisdom as well.

Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.

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Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com

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For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube!

Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood

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MUSIC AND SOUNDS

Theme Music:

Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)

"Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:

Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Church bells and various sounds effects:

https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding the potential for elk to jump through balcony windows and goes on to discuss venom drinking, leprechauns, Borys Koslowski’s borrowed balcony horse, glistening croissant iguanas, high-jumping Javier Sotomayor, and skunk farmers. Father Art blesses us with his divine wisdom as well.

Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.

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Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com

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For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube!

Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood

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MUSIC AND SOUNDS

Theme Music:

Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)

"Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:

Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Church bells and various sounds effects:

https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding the on-field assault of African-American football player Johnny Bright in 1951 and goes on to discuss racism, Kathrine Switzer, the Tulsa Race Massacre, Jim Thorpe, Drake, Jack Trice, Fritz Pollard, Canadian football, and Jim Crow. Father Art blesses us with his divine wisdom as well.

Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.

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Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com

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For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube!

Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood

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MUSIC AND SOUNDS

Theme Music:

Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)

"Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:

Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Church bells and various sounds effects:

https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding Uncombable Hair Syndrome and goes on to discuss children catching fire or having their feet cut off, swimwear made from human hair, Yahoo Serious, Dungeons & Dragons, creepy Struwwelpeter, Hairy Black Tongue Syndrome, Carrot Top, and a 20th century French dog who pushed children in to the River Seine for treats. Father Art blesses us with his divine wisdom as well.

Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.

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Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com

————————————————————————————————————

For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube!

Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood

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MUSIC AND SOUNDS

Theme Music:

Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)

"Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:

Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Church bells and various sounds effects:

https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding Tchaikovsky’s fear of his head falling off and a phobia known as glass delusion and goes on to discuss Erik Satie’s Gymnopédies, Cotton Salad, Charles the Beloved, Charles the Mad, cholera, John Taylor the ophthalmic quack, the Metropolitan Church of Art of Jesus the Conductor, and a Bavarian princess who ate a grand piano made of glass. Father Art blesses us with his divine wisdom as well.

Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.

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Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com

————————————————————————————————————

For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube!

Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood

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MUSIC AND SOUNDS

Theme Music:

Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)

"Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:

Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Church bells and various sounds effects:

https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding Joe Palmer’s persecution for wearing the beard and goes on to discuss Louisa May Alcott, Leonard Matlovich, the Muggletonians, violence, a sheet-wearing wannabe nudist, Jesus, Handsome Franklin Pierce, a “He-Beard of Old Testament size,” and 164 Martha Stewarts. Father Art blesses us with his divine wisdom as well.

Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.

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Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com

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For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube!

Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood

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MUSIC AND SOUNDS

Theme Music:

Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)

"Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:

Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Church bells and various sounds effects:

https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding a wild mid century Swiss subculture which idolized American icons through absurd fashion and goes on to discuss Secret Comrade Elvis, the Halbestarke, Winklepickers, record-setting belt buckles in Uranus, Karlheinz Weinberger, pomade, geofencing, cryptozoology, anti-tank necklaces, James Dean, John Waters, Che Guevara, Greasers, flip-flops, Danny Zuko, and semi-deciduous trees. Father Art blesses us with his divine wisdom as well.

Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.

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Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com

————————————————————————————————————

For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube!

Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood

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MUSIC AND SOUNDS

Theme Music:

Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)

"Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:

Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Church bells and various sounds effects:

https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding Nigerian megachurches hosting millions of people and goes on to discuss Lionel Richie, modernist architecture, record-setting traffic jams, Robert Goulet, Mongolian coal fields, the Redeemed Christian Church of God, Maynard the dog, the Prosperity Gospel, Hands Across America, the Flower Moon, Taco Bell, Lizardo, and Bikers For Blood. Father Art blesses us with his divine (lowercase) wisdom as well.

Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.

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Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com

————————————————————————————————————

For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube!

Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood

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MUSIC AND SOUNDS

Theme Music:

Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)

"Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:

Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Church bells and various sounds effects:

https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding ants lifting the Empire State Building and goes on to discuss dung beetles, strongman Magnús Ver Magnússon, the Wicked Bible, stigmergy, WIFFLE Ball, and Flying Squids. Father Art blesses us with his wisdom as well.

Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger.

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Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com

————————————————————————————————————

For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube!

Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood

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MUSIC AND SOUNDS

Theme Music:

Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io)

"Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading:

Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Church bells and various sounds effects:

https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/