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Things I Told the Ceiling is where the words go when no one’s listening.This is the quiet part — after the fight, after the goodbye, after you swore you moved on but still replayed the last message.... more
FAQs about Things I Told the Ceiling:How many episodes does Things I Told the Ceiling have?The podcast currently has 134 episodes available.
July 07, 2025The Villain Edit Funny how trying to outgrow your chaos still makes people mad. You'd think healing would be cheered on — but sometimes, the moment you change for the better is the moment people start missing the version of you they could control....more2minPlay
July 06, 2025More Than You Think We SeeThis isn’t about how you walk or how your laugh sounds in a quiet room. It’s about the moments you thought no one noticed — the silent strength, the brave softness, the effort it takes just to keep showing up. You’ve been seen, even when you think you’re not....more3minPlay
July 06, 2025This Is My Idea of HeavenSome songs don’t just play — they haunt. “This is my idea of heaven…” wasn’t meant to be profound. But when you’ve tasted something that soft, that safe, that good — and then watched it slip through your fingers without a fight — the lyric becomes a gut punch. You’re not just missing her. You’re grieving the version of yourself that believed something could actually last. Because nothing ruins a man like realizing peace was possible… and still wasn’t enough to be chosen....more2minPlay
July 06, 2025Apparently, I Can Fight Everything Except ThisYou were resolved, detached, and emotionally on lockdown. But one conversation, one laugh, and bam—you’re living that REO Speedwagon line. For every guy who thought he was over it—until that feeling said otherwise....more2minPlay
July 05, 2025Put the Fantasy Down and Pick Up a JournalWhen your brain and heart start beefing like they're on a debate team with zero chill. Logical You pulls receipts. Emotional You pulls wedding fantasies. And somewhere in the middle, you're just trying not to spiral into another playlist. Here's an adlib about those internal tug-of-wars we rarely admit out loud....more2minPlay
July 05, 2025Barely Holding Her Hand in the Chorus Inspired by Britney Spears’ “Sometimes”—but make it emotionally confusing, slow-burn, and narrated by the guy who’s still waiting for a full verse. This isn’t about chasing. It’s about staying in a duet with someone who sings half the lines, then goes quiet when it matters most....more2minPlay
July 05, 2025Overthinking for Dummies (Vol. 9)You ever spiral so hard over something simple, you start narrating your life like it’s an HBO miniseries? Welcome to the mental gymnastics of turning a minor inconvenience into an emotional TED Talk....more2minPlay
July 05, 2025That’s What You Get (When You Feel Too Much) Inspired by Paramore’s iconic heartbreak anthem — this one’s for the ones who didn’t just fall, they freefell. Who don’t regret the love, but damn… the landing could’ve been softer....more2minPlay
July 05, 2025Tap Twice If You’re TiredNo speeches. No affirmations in cursive fonts. Just a simple tap-tap over the heart — like a Morse code for “I’m trying.” This is for anyone who’s run out of coping mechanisms but still has two fingers and a whisper left. It’s not healing. But it’s honest. And sometimes, that’s enough....more2minPlay
July 04, 2025Oops, Wrong Building: A Soft Launch StoryWhat happens when you try to drop a subtle hint but end up at the wrong address? This tale of romantic misfires and mixed signals captures the awkward charm of showing up with good intentions and getting hit with reality instead. Equal parts sweet, silly, and a little sad, it’s another romcom moment that proves sometimes the biggest surprises are the ones you never saw coming....more3minPlay
FAQs about Things I Told the Ceiling:How many episodes does Things I Told the Ceiling have?The podcast currently has 134 episodes available.