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Things I Told the Ceiling is where the words go when no one’s listening.This is the quiet part — after the fight, after the goodbye, after you swore you moved on but still replayed the last message.... more
FAQs about Things I Told the Ceiling:How many episodes does Things I Told the Ceiling have?The podcast currently has 131 episodes available.
July 06, 2025Apparently, I Can Fight Everything Except ThisYou were resolved, detached, and emotionally on lockdown. But one conversation, one laugh, and bam—you’re living that REO Speedwagon line. For every guy who thought he was over it—until that feeling said otherwise....more2minPlay
July 05, 2025Put the Fantasy Down and Pick Up a JournalWhen your brain and heart start beefing like they're on a debate team with zero chill. Logical You pulls receipts. Emotional You pulls wedding fantasies. And somewhere in the middle, you're just trying not to spiral into another playlist. Here's an adlib about those internal tug-of-wars we rarely admit out loud....more2minPlay
July 05, 2025Barely Holding Her Hand in the Chorus Inspired by Britney Spears’ “Sometimes”—but make it emotionally confusing, slow-burn, and narrated by the guy who’s still waiting for a full verse. This isn’t about chasing. It’s about staying in a duet with someone who sings half the lines, then goes quiet when it matters most....more2minPlay
July 05, 2025Overthinking for Dummies (Vol. 9)You ever spiral so hard over something simple, you start narrating your life like it’s an HBO miniseries? Welcome to the mental gymnastics of turning a minor inconvenience into an emotional TED Talk....more2minPlay
July 05, 2025That’s What You Get (When You Feel Too Much) Inspired by Paramore’s iconic heartbreak anthem — this one’s for the ones who didn’t just fall, they freefell. Who don’t regret the love, but damn… the landing could’ve been softer....more2minPlay
July 05, 2025Tap Twice If You’re TiredNo speeches. No affirmations in cursive fonts. Just a simple tap-tap over the heart — like a Morse code for “I’m trying.” This is for anyone who’s run out of coping mechanisms but still has two fingers and a whisper left. It’s not healing. But it’s honest. And sometimes, that’s enough....more2minPlay
July 04, 2025Oops, Wrong Building: A Soft Launch StoryWhat happens when you try to drop a subtle hint but end up at the wrong address? This tale of romantic misfires and mixed signals captures the awkward charm of showing up with good intentions and getting hit with reality instead. Equal parts sweet, silly, and a little sad, it’s another romcom moment that proves sometimes the biggest surprises are the ones you never saw coming....more3minPlay
July 04, 2025Ramen Therapy: Slurping Through Life’s ChaosWhen life’s a whirlwind of unanswered texts and tangled thoughts, sometimes the simplest comfort — like a steamy bowl of ramen — is the reminder you need. An adlib on finding calm in chaos, one noodle at a time....more2minPlay
July 04, 2025Not This Door, Maybe the NextYou don’t always get the win. Sometimes, all you get is the silence after the ‘no.’ But this isn’t the end — it’s just a sharp corner in a much longer road. The kind that stings now, but somehow makes sense later. Maybe....more2minPlay
July 03, 2025Mornings I Can’t Name You InIt’s a brand-new day. The sun is up, your feet are on the ground, and somewhere out there, so is she. No fanfare. No reaching out. Just a quiet check-in your heart does anyway — like clockwork. You’re not falling apart, but let’s not pretend you’re untouched either....more2minPlay
FAQs about Things I Told the Ceiling:How many episodes does Things I Told the Ceiling have?The podcast currently has 131 episodes available.