Things That Will Burn In Hell with Phoenix West

This was written in response to episode 99 as a means to say that who gives a shit what I have to say anyway? I'm just some asshole on the internet without a valid opinion. Yay, America!

I don't hate America. Don't be stupid. I hate you taking the flag and song as sacred items that ARE America. The places. The people. The things we strive for. That's America. Sacred Be Americana is sarcasm. I hate that I have to write this because idiots online can't use common sense.

You're an adult. Grow the fuck up. Scooby Don't isn't coming to save you. Common sense is.

Do not read this episode description while driving. If you do then you should die.

Expose yourself to me quicker. Stop hiding or I'll change your roads forever.

Take care of your body of lies.

I took a nap seven years ago and I'm still feasting on brains. Black-tar brains.

It's like the regular mile-high club except you aren't having sex. But you are getting fucked.

This episode offers solid advice that LIW Studios cannot be held responsible for if you consider of follow through with. Obviously. Don't be a fucking idiot. But you already are because you had kids you don't want.