Now, this is a Podcast all about how
You attract sharks and turn your hair from brown
And we'd like to take 28 minutes
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the FISH of a town called Bel HAIR

ROLL CREDITS 

(Will Smith, Call me)

Be honest, how many other podcasts do you know, start with a queef and end with a queef?
I'd like to see The One Show copy THAT!

Why you shouldn't have sex in a hot tub, swim in the Ganges, or have a cup of  tea at Emma's house. 

This episode starts with Emma Rubbing her boobs. Ratings winner right there.

In this ep Ivan details how to bring on labor, tooth decay & lawsuits. Emma, meanwhile, solves that pesky "world peace" issue with a cheeky strum. Geldof, call me. 

This week Emma stumbles out of a Covid-hell-hole, while Ivan tries to climb into a dolphins blowhole.  Along the way Nazis eat carrots and Disney princesses will be punched.  Tarantino, call me.

This week Ivan returns in general AND has returned from a wedding with THE grimmest fact you never knew. Emma is celebrating her mates double donor baby, not to be confused with a double doner with salad and garlic mayo (I mean, the product looks  similar if you really think about it ) 

A trip to the dentist inspires Emmas facts this week as she gets into the nitty gritty of oral bacteria whilst Ivan takes a deep dive down the toilet!

This week Ivan shares some mind bending facts about octopus sex after watching a documentary on the 8 armed sea creatures and Emma gets very British and decides to talk about the weather.

Emma has Eurovision fever this week and brings us 3 insane facts about the country Iceland,  (they should've won!). Whilst Ivan has sex on the brain and looks into type of contraceptions that were available back in the day! (and by day he means.... a long long time ago)