Think About Eurovision

Think About Eurovision

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  • The One Where Someone Is Manoeuvring My Boat (1983)

    In this episode we speak German, English and French (also Canadian and Raccoon), admire some floristry and we float the simply ludicrous notion that juries don’t have the musical knowledge to appreciate music outside of their own specialist interest. I know, who’da thunk it?

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    Please accept our apologies for some sound issues with static noises at a couple of points


    • Somewhere That’s Green - Little Shop of Horrors
    • New Romantic Icons, Visage - Fade to Grey
    • Bucks Fizz - Making Your Mind Up
    • Jane Fonda Workout
    • Tony Clifton on the Fantastic Miss Piggy Show
    • Whip It - Devo
    • Bananarama - Venus
    • Siouxsie And The Banshees - Spellbound
    • The Human League - (Keep Feeling) Fascination
    • How German Sounds Compared To Other Languages -- From a German Perspective! | Feli from Germany
    • Celine Dion - Ne Partez Pas Sans Moi
    • Carola - Fangad Av En Stormvind
    • Documentary on the 1972 Munich Olympics Massacre
    • I Am So Happy To Be Back Home (Trololol song)
    • Noa Kirel - Unicorn
    • Britney Spears - …Baby One More Time
    • Nicki French - Don’t Play That Song Again
    • Weird Al Yankovic - The Hamilton Polkla
    • Fun House Theme Song
    • Hurricane - Loco Loco
    • Frank Sinatra - Strangers In The Night
    • Horst Yankowski - A Walk In The Black Forest

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      47 min
    • The DNQ Files - Episode 51 - ЦеШо – Hate - Ukraine 2019

      n this week’s DNQ Files Kris treats a post-Covid Chrissy to an easy going song, perfect for somebody currently convalescing… sorry, I mean he goes out of his way to traumatise her! 

      Following Matti finding himself merely whelmed, we look at something that is definitely not going to have that effect on Chrissy.

      This episode features a haunted puppet.


      • Cabaret Punk legends, The Tiger Lillies - Crack of Doom
      • Overthinking It… Eurovision - The Four Ways Eurovision Gets Political (featuring a segment on Eurovision and Soft Power)

      • Support the Think About Eurovision Network, and our Think About Eurovision co-host Matti, by visiting ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠OneChicGeek.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and using promo code TAE15 for 15% off artwork made into fashion!

        12 min
      • The DNQ Files - Episode 50 - Maruv - Siren Song - Ukraine 2019

        In this week’s DNQ Files we look at a song that both qualified for Eurovision, and didn’t go to Eurovision at all, as we are dashed upon the rocks, listening to Maruv’s Siren Song for Ukraine in 2019


        • WELLBOY - Nozzy Bossy
        • Svetlana Loboda - Be My Valentine
        • Go_A - Solovey
        • Go_A - Shum
        • Freedom Jazz - Cupidon
        • Kazka - Apart
        • Páll Óskar - Minn Hinsti Dans
        • Aisel - X My Heart
        • TuralTuranX - Tell Me More  

        • Support the Think About Eurovision Network, and our Think About Eurovision co-host Matti, by visiting ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠OneChicGeek.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and using promo code TAE15 for 15% off artwork made into fashion!

          16 min
        • The DNQ Files - Episode 49, with Special Guest, Hannah Maxwell - Juliette Moraine - Pour’vu Qu’on M’aime - France 2021

          In this weeks DNQ Files, Kris is joined by Hannah Maxwell, a storyteller who blends theatre, performance art, stand-up, spoken words and musicals into brilliant shows, and shares a French treat with her (and it’s not a croissant, email your complaints to the usual address!) We talk about her solo Edinburgh Fringe show, Nan, Me & Barbara Pravi, discuss the hosts of BBC quiz shows for smartypants and fail to speak French.


          • Barbra Pravi - Voila
          • Mastermind 
          • Conchita Wurst - Rise Like A Phoenix 
          • Join Us Lisa
          • Novi Fosili - Ja sam za ples (4th place at Eurovision 1987) 
          • Backstreet Boys - As Long As You Love Me (we don’t listen to this)
          • Juliette Moraine - Pour’vu Qu’on M’aime
          • Your Song - Moulin Rouge
          • Pony X - Amour Fou
          • Lord Buckethead
          • Dihaj - Skeletons
          • Mae Muller - I Wrote A Song
          • Buy tickets for Hannah's Oxford Preview on Wednesday 26th of July here

            Buy tickets for Nan, Me & Barbara Pravi at Edinburgh Fringe here


            You can find Hannah on:

            • Twitter
            • Instagram
            • Facebook

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              27 min
            • The DNQ Files - Episode 48 - The Fruit Eating Bears - Door In My Face and Brown Sugar - Oh No, Look What You've Done - UK 1978

              Firstly, I’d like to apologise for the shocking audio quality from my end - for some reason our online recording software decided to switch my default microphone to the inline one on my headphones. 

              Now that’s out of the way, in this week’s DNQ files, we take a look at two songs that could have replaced Coco with Bad Old Days in Eurovision 1978, starting with a band formerly known as The Bicycle Turds, and Britain’s answer to The Three Degrees. 

              • Coco - Bad Old Days
              • The Fruit Eating Bears - Door In My Face
              • John Otway & Wild Willy Barrett - Old Grey Whistle Test performance
              • John Otway & Wild Willy Barrett - Body Talk
              • Eddie & The hot Rods = Do Anything You Wanna Do
              • The Undertones - Teenage Kicks
              • Brown Sugar - Oh No, Look What You’ve Done
              • The Three Degrees - When Will I See You Again?

              • Support the Think About Eurovision Network, and our Think About Eurovision co-host Matti, by visiting ⁠⁠⁠⁠OneChicGeek.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ and using promo code TAE15 for 15% off artwork made into fashion!

                18 min
              • The DNQ Files - Episode 47 - Cyndi - I'll Leave My Heart and Big Brovas - Big Bro Thang - UK 2007

                In this week’s episode, Kris flubs his introduction, Matti has a religious revelation and we indulge in a light spot of schadenfreude, as we take a look at two songs that failed to qualify for the 2007 Eurovision Song Contest... could the UK have done better in 2007? Ooh, it's such a mystery.... *wryly looks to camera*

                • Scooch - Flying The Flag
                • The DNQ Files - They Don’t Make ‘Em Like They Used To - Justin Hawkins
                • Celtic Women - The Water Is Wide
                • Avenue Q - Schadenfreude
                • Terry Wogan, ballsing it up
                • Big Brovas - Nu Flow
                • Mahmoud - Soldi
                • Kalush Orchestra - Stefania
                • Electric Fields - 2000 And Whatever
                • Marija Šerifović - Molitva

                • Support the Think About Eurovision Network, and our Think About Eurovision co-host Matti, by visiting ⁠⁠⁠OneChicGeek.com⁠⁠⁠ and using promo code TAE15 for 15% off artwork made into fashion!

                  21 min
                • The One With A Daft Man Being A Silly Sausage (1962)

                  In this episode the trio *finally* bring you the episode we’ve been looking forward to for the past couple of months, and absolutely haven’t stalled on recording, 1962. We discuss how much we can remember 16 songs (spoiler, not much), Kris provides health and safety advice for around the home and we suggest that Ronnie Carrol was availing himself of the services of call girls. So, there’s that.  Happy 100th Episode (sorry)


                  • Lovely Girls Competition
                  • Käärijä - Cha Cha Cha 
                  • Pearl Carr & Teddy Johnson - Sing Little Birdie
                  • Andrews Sisters - Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy  
                  • The Magic Flute - Queen of the Night Aria
                  • Bob Martin - Wohin, Kleines Pony?
                  • Bet Lynch
                  • Noa Kirel - Unicorn
                  • WRS - Llámame 
                  • Domenico Modugno - Nel Blu Dipinto Di Blu (Volare)

                  • Support the Think About Eurovision Network, and our Think About Eurovision co-host Matti, by visiting ⁠⁠OneChicGeek.com⁠⁠ and using promo code TAE15 for 15% off artwork made into fashion!

                    41 min
                  • The DNQ Files - Episode 46 - Eva Rydberg & Ewa Roos - Länge Leve Livet - Sweden 2023

                    Kris and Chrissy are back from a short post-Eurovision break, and straight into looking at some songs that failed to qualify, and today we're heading over to Sweden for Melodifestivalen 2023, and the icons, the moment, the legends, Eva and Ewa! We discuss conspiracy theories, Swedish language and we are nothing but respectful towards senior citizens.


                    • ⁠The DNQ Files National Finals Special 2021 ⁠
                    • ⁠Rena Rama Ding Dong ⁠
                    • ⁠A Ding Dong Worldwide Remix ⁠
                    • ⁠Ja Ja Ding Dong ⁠
                    • ⁠Schlager at Eurovision ⁠
                    • ⁠Bobbysocks - La Det Swinge⁠
                    • ⁠Benny and Björn on AI-Music, virtual avatars & Eurovision⁠
                    • ⁠ABBA - Waterloo ⁠
                    • ⁠Adam Hills on Language, Accents & The Swedish Chef ⁠
                    • Support the Think About Eurovision Network, and our Think About Eurovision co-host Matti, by visiting ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠OneChicGeek.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and using promo code TAE15 for 15% off artwork made into fashion!

                      14 min
                    • The One With The Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha! (2023)

                      In this episode we discuss the 2023 Eurovision Grand Final, Kris is delighted to *actually enjoy* the Flag Parade, Chrissy threatens to cause herself an allergic reaction in protest and Matti speaks some French


                      • Voyager - Dreamer
                      • If you can, go see Voyager on tour
                      • Lord of the Lost on tour with Iron Maiden! 
                      • Simply Red - Fairground
                      • Madonna at Eurovision 2019
                      • Teya & Salena - Who The Hell Is Edgar (Music Video)
                      • Vesna - My Sisters Crown (Music Video)
                      • Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf A Banana
                      • Rosa Linn - Snap
                      • Swiss Civilian Service
                      • Swiss Nuclear Bunkers
                      • Russia attacked Tvorchi’s home town just as they took to the stage
                      • Barbara Pravi - Voila
                      • Remedios Amaya - ¿Quién maneja mi barca?
                      • Alvan & Ahez - Fulenn
                      • Daði Freyr - Whole Again

                      • Support the Think About Eurovision Network, and our Think About Eurovision co-host Matti, by visiting ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠OneChicGeek.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and using promo code TAE15 for 15% off artwork made into fashion!

                        1 hr 20 min
                      • The DNQ Files - Bonus Episode 45 - Second Semi Final 2023

                        In this week’s episode Kris discusses his youthful good looks, Matti tells us about his dad’s way of “texting” and Chrissy cat does a great big smelly poo.


                        • Matti’s Prediction
                        • Troye Sivan - Youth
                        • ⁠Matti’s Body Painting Show, Bodies, at Orlando Fringe Festival
                        • Lesley Roy - Maps
                        • AleXa - Wonderland
                        • AB6IX (K-Pop group) with Reiley - Moonlight
                        • Theodor Andrew - D.G.T National Final performance
                        • Daði Freyr and Árný giving out ice creams  
                        • Theodor Andrei - Eurovision Medley
                        • P-P-Pick up a Penguin
                        • Bzikebi - Bzzz - Junior Eurovision 2022 Opening Ceremony
                        • Roy Paci - Tromba
                        • Ronela – Salvaje
                        • Eiffel 65 - Movie Star 
                        • Dudepoints
                        • Pansy Division - He Whipped My Ass In Tennis (Then I Fucked His Ass In Bed)
                        • ESC Discord
                        • Scooch - Flying The Flag
                        • Luke Evans as Gaston
                        • Miss Demeanour
                        • Miss Mercedes Bends
                        • Tomara Thomas
                        • Walk That Fucking Duck

                        • Support the Think About Eurovision Network, and our Think About Eurovision co-host Matti, by visiting ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠OneChicGeek.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and using promo code TAE15 for 15% off artwork made into fashion!

                          41 min

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                        Think About Eurovision is a podcast spanning the Atlantic ocean, where 2 Brits and 1 Canadian will discuss our favourite pan-European (and Australian) competition of popular song!