Have you ever watched a horror movie and then when it ended, you were so scared that you had to turn on ALL of the lights in the house just to go use the bathroom (which also required you to pull back the shower curtain just to make sure a killer wasn't there)? No? Was it just us? Well how petty are horror films for raising our electric bills just because we're scared to roam around our own places at night! This week, we take a stab at all things horror and Halloween - from scream queens to Kazaam, and costumes to candy, hear why spooky season is a highlight for Stephon and Nick. And don't forget to let us know...what's your favorite scary movie?

We all have our top 5 films, actors and actresses, and directors, but we're sure you also have your top 5 worst films, actors and actresses, directors, and poor casting decisions. We are certainly living in an age where Hollywood has made some truly ridiculous choices when it comes to casting and writing stories, so what a perfect opportunity to talk about here on our podcast!

We have been experiencing the stress of the football season, y'all! Fantasy football has got us checking our app weekly, making changes to our lineup, checking our points each Sunday...at this point, we might as well be straight!! This week, we talk about the highs and lows of fantasy football, as well as the hotties (and notties) of the NFL.

The holiday season has its ups and downs, and this week, we talk about all of the ups, and certainly all the downs! From the holiday travel to family fighting at the kitchen table, the holiday season has brought us stress, but fun! Hear about our favorite parts of the holidays, and how consumer America has changed how quickly (and how much) we celebrate the season. Plus, here about our plans for this holiday season and what we'll share with you on the podcast. Happy listening!

The leaves are changing...the weather is cooling off...it's sweater weather...and yet, he were are, wishing we had refill on our anti-depressant meds! This week, we're discussing the rudity that is seasonal depression, and our experience with it. Plus, find out what states are considered the happiest, and the saddest - the list will surprise you. Remember that we're here for you, we love you, and we support you always and forever! <3

If y'all looked at our Instagram page (@thiqueandpetty) last week, you would remember that your hosts with the most were sick and could not record. Well this week, we explore why that is! Beyond the visits to the doctors and being prescribed medications and given hit-or-miss diagnoses, listen to why we think western medicine, as a concept/industry, is petty! Plus, tune in to hear what Miss Molly did to earn her spot AGAIN on the "petty of the week" list. We're here, we're queer, we're feeling better, and happy to be back and bringing you weekly episodes!

Rom Coms...you love them, or you hate them! This week, we talk about the rom coms of the 80s, 90s, and 2000s, why some of these films are classics, and others are just straight up trash. You'll also hear our top 3 films and why we love them. Plus - Stephon was challenged to a game all about rom com movie titles...did he do well? Listen and find out!

From Big Macs to Whoppers, 4 piece dark chicken buckets to the battle of who has the best fries, the fast food industry is petty af! This week, we spend some time talking about some of the main reasons these "restaurants" are petty to ultimately ask the question...if you were on death row, what would your final fast food meal be? Listen in to find out ours! Also, hear about the spiciest book Nick just read for book club. It's scandalous!

There is no doubt that The Berenstain Bears and their stories capture the zeitgeist of life as a millennial child. From Mama Bear's life lessons to Papa Bear and his not-so-great choices to make life harder for Mama Bear, and those rascals of kids that we call Brother and Sister Bear, this book series was iconic for all the right, and petty, reasons! Listen in as we tackle this beloved book series.