Thirst Trap

Thirst Trap

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Thirst Trap episodes

  • 27 - Sideways Suck

    The girls are back on the couch and thirsty as ever!! This week they talk about everything from road head to break ups to making out after you swallow cum!!

    -In the DMS: A guy messages Amanda about her chin. Someone DM's Natalie about breakup advice.

    -Following up on an old topic: Is it ok to take leftovers home if its for the dog?

    Rate that thirst: Giving a blow job in the car, when a guy says they won't kiss you after you swallow their cum, making plans on a first date about stuff you'll do together in the future.

    Listener email: Do women find it unattractive when guys are nice?

    36 min
  • 26 - Tarantulas In My Pu$$y

    The girls are out of zoom boxes and recording in person in front of a live studio audience (our producer)!!! PLUS a new system for rating thirsty situations. Are you parched? Dehydrated? Fully Hydrated?  Doesn’t matter: check this episode out where they talk about everything from dating someone who owns a tarantula to cleaning up your room before taking a selfie!

    -In the DMS: An audio message from a listener with a bearded dragon and a tarantula as a pet…but hey ..he’s 6’1!

    -Natalie explains the spoon test

    -When is it ok to ghost?

    -How would feel in an open relationship?

    Rate that thirst: Asking someone why they’re single on a first date, looking different in every photo on dating apps, going to couple’s therapy during the first month of dating

    Listener email: A listener matches with a guy on Tinder who might have a girlfriend as per his Instagram. Should she message the girlfriend, confront the guy or leave it alone and ghost?

    55 min
  • 25 - Dating Disaster Diaries

    Nice guys finish thirsty..or do they? What’s your type? Natalie and Amanda sit down with a series of dating and lifestyle topics and a new segment: Dating Disaster Diaries!

      * In the DMs: Amanda goes from Gorgeous to ok in a matter of seconds by ignoring a listener    * How your toxic trait is linked to your love language    * Do you have a type?    * Rate that thirst: Double Texting with a “?”, Taking someone to your stand up show on a first date, Asking your significant other about every social media interaction they have with another person    * Dating Disaster Diaries: A listener meets up with someone on Tinder who leaves because he wasn’t forceful enough    *Listener E-mail: My mom doesn’t like my boyfriend: Red Flag or Deal Breaker? 
    49 min
  • 24 - Can I Touch Your Teeth?

    The girls are back from Idaho and boy oh BOY-se do they have stories! Listen as they discuss everything from Idaho Uber drivers to discussing family trauma on a first date.

    * In the DMs- A listener asks to touch Amanda's teeth. How much should she charge? Natalie gets contacted by a college friend who wants to get together and "write" * Rate that thirst: Sending a selfie mid texting conversation, sending a nude after a first date, asking about family trauma on a first date, name dropping on a first date, posting a selfie and captioning it "Why am I single" * The mental abuse of ghosting * Listener e-mail: Why hasn't a guy asked me on a second date but still texts me after the first date?
    41 min
  • 23 - We Liked You Before You Were Cool

    Vaxxed and ready to thirst! The ladies of Thirst Trap debate everything from how soon is it to store someone in your phone to taking home leftovers on a first date!

      * In the DMs: A listener liked Natalie before it was cool    *Rate that thirst: Asking if they are circumcised or uncircumcised before you see the penis, taking home leftovers on a first date, asking someone’s insta handle on a dating app   *Listener e-mail: My ex and I say dramatic things to each other. One night when we weren’t talking, he hung out with his ex. Is this a deal breaker?
    51 min
  • 22 - Live! At The Tiny Cupboard

    This episode was recorded live at The Tiny Cupboard, one of the girls' favorite venues in Brooklyn, NY.

    Natalie and Amanda discuss everything from Wet Paint signs (cut up to say AIN'T WET!) to Threesomes. They both share voice memos they received in their DMs, and they play a particularly fun game of Rate That Thirst! 

    34 min
  • 21 - Slippery Slide Into The DMs

    Another day, another dollar, another thirst trap the podcast episode! Join the girls as they discuss everything from posting about charity work to hooking up with an EMT! 

    • In the DMs: Natalie is contacted by an ex coworker five years after they worked together 
    • Social Media Tip of the Week: A new, unknown feature that will change your life!
    • Rate that thirst: A guy hitting on your friend after you rejected him, asking for donations on your birthday, asking about sexual kinks on the first date 
    39 min
  • 20 - Waxed, Vaxxed, and Thirsty

    The girls respond to listener feedback from the last episode, particularly about one topic: ENGAGEMENT RINGS! This week Natalie and Amanda get personal about their dating experiences, and they rate and review thirsty scenarios! 

    • In the DMs: What would you do if you woke up one day and a miniature city was on your floor?
    • Social Media Tip of the Week: Stalking a Dog Instagram Account
    • Rate that Thirst: Deleting photos of your ex after you break up, eating food off of someone else’s plate when they’re done, texting back too soon
    • Listener Email: A listener asks if she’s weak for staying with her boyfriend of three years who cheated on her once?
    43 min
  • 19 - Explosion Of Fun

    We’re back and parched AF. We need a WAP! (wet ass podcast)! Catch up with the girls on this week’s episode!

    • In the DMs: A doctor writes in and shares his “Mary Had a Little Lamb” guitar rendition
    • Summer Goals
    • Natalie’s successful Stag Magazine spread
    • Social Media Tip of the Week: How many Instagram stories should you post in a day?
    • Rate that thirst: Splitting the bill, Sending flowers to work after one date, Bringing a sex toy to a first date 
    • Engagement rings: new or borrowed?
    • Foreplay or no?
    • Buying new sex toys in a new relationship
    • Listener EMAIL: Should you slide into someone's DMs after matching with them on a dating app?
    39 min
  • 18 - No Bra, No Shoes, No Service

    It’s our birthday! Well Amanda’s - but Natalie and Amanda are now a one stop shop. Amanda brings the Miami sunshine and Natalie brings the roast jokes - (braless) in this episode: 

    • In the DM’s- A cameo request for Natalie to talk about a guy getting wedgies and swirlies 
    • The girls learn what a swirlie is why it’s a fetish 
    • How to make sure a man will never leave you 
    • Roasting our Listeners: Cameron and Dave Woll 
    • Rate that thirst: Posting about how men are always hitting on you on Linked In, Swiping right on everyone on a dating app, Sending used underwear in the mail with priority shipping.
    • Listener e-mail: When you're hooking up with someone, does meeting the parents mean exclusivity?
    • Is blue balls real?

    Check out our friend Dave Woll's podcast: https://www.thepigeonwhole.com/

    38 min

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Comedians Natalie Cuomo and Amanda Gail talk about who, what, and why it's thirsty. Known to be parched themselves from time to time, Natalie and Amanda are a hilarious team as they share their…