"Expendables 3" marks the 40th episode of Schwartzy the podcast. To tackle an episode of such mammoth proportions the brothers are joined by the original Predator gang to elaborate on the ensemble of a much more geriatric franchise. Friends and associate producers of the show: Lee and Kays give their much anticipated action hero hottakes in an episode so gargantuan it spans an entire continent. Some surprise tension arises among the old gang and they have to go on one more mission to gain a deeper understanding of their friendship and we're not even talking about the movie! This is one for the history books! Jam packed with all the laughs, drama and excitement you've come to know and love from the show! A landmark episode. Classic Schwartzy.

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The bros sit down to live react to the alternate ending of David Ayer's "Sabotage". Total bonus content territory. For true Schwartzy fans only.

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“Sabotage” may suffer from that weird David Ayer Netflix syndrome where it seems like a good thing…but is never quite a good thing. However the brothers were delighted to find that this movie contained some of the most compelling Schwarzty acting to date. Ultimately the B movie quality weighs down Schwartzy’s muscular, but elderly shoulders. The film is still very worth checking out as is this delightful episode where the brothers also dig a little deeper into their past and work through some unresolved shit. Not to be missed!

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Hey friends! The brothers had a stroke of bad luck and a hard drive with the episode slated for this week was damaged. It was an amazing episode, but sadly it may be lost forever! Only time will tell... Also the date and location for the much touted Schwartzy live event is here! Saturday April 4th at Eyesore Cinema in Toronto at 8pm! Be there! You won't want to miss it!

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The movie The Last Stand marks the first film of the bronze era of Schwartzy films. Our fearless badass Austrian action hero has now become old and reminded us all of the cruelty of human existence. The brothers are joined by the amazing Thaddeus Awotunde who brings an exciting take on this film that the brothers had not considered.

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Everyone's fav boomer heroes are back! This time in "The Expendables 2" a monster of a movie that required a monster of an episode. The brothers are joined by very special guest star: Action Boy. The gang goes full on deep analysis in this episode: dissecting dynamics, speculative academic psychoanalysis and adolescent humour with the hilarious dated references you've come to know and love.

This episode features a whole second section dedicated to rating each of the characters in the film individually and talking about them in the context of action movie lore. This is not content...this is an experience! This is an episode for the history books! Not to be missed!

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Those who call Marvel's Infinity War the most ambitious crossover event in history have clearly never seen "The Expendables"! This movie is like a boomer action star starter pack complete with: HGH maintained bodies, chopper motorcycles, questionable dye jobs and even more questionable hairlines. Despite the novelty of the action movie star crossover director Stallone delivers a cohesive story that shines a spotlight on each of its iconic superstars.

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Around The World In 80 Days is a remake of the Jules Vern classic starring Jackie Chan and Steve Coogan. Much like The Rundown this film provides the brothers with an opportunity to compare and contrast two legendary performers: Jackie and Schwartzy. The "Governator" years of Schwartzy's career saw him doing brownface in this brief but, jarring racist cameo.

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Was The Rundown a symbolic passing of the torch from Schwartzy to The Rock? Is The Rock a worthy successor to Schwartzy? Does a two second cameo qualify The Rundown as a Schwartzy movie? Join the brothers this week and find out as they do an academic deep dive comparing and contrasting the two action stars while discussing this extremely entertaining film.

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Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines doesn’t have the strength of its convictions. It doesn’t commit to being the part three of a beloved franchise. The insecurities are very clear in the writing; like the way the film tries to make a joke out of everything that had previously been celebrated. The brothers read the film to shit for it. However, it is not without its choice camp moments! Listen to the bros enthusiastically lambast this lesser, but ultimately fun sequel.

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