You ever throw a killer party and a bunch of freeloaders show up, drink nothing, eat nothing, and act like it’s a public park?

Yeah… the Duck’s had enough.

In this episode, I break down what it costs to put on a show—from real musicians to sound techs to DJs—and why if you’re not buying at least a goddamn napkin, you don’t belong.

If you vibe with this rant, share it. If it offends you... maybe it’s because it’s about you.

🎧 Recorded live at The Drunken Duck Cantina
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