This American Carnage

Nick got sick, so Chris and Felix pick up Big Shawn the Raconteur once again to reminisce on old heists and horror movies. Then they emerge from the goon cave to catch a predator, except we get sidetracked by some of Chris's classic piss stories. Also we recorded this back in late October, that's why we talk about Halloween Kills and Dune, but we're getting ready to pick this shit back up again real soon.

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Drake the type of certified boy lover to hold his mug with both hands as he sips tea and listens to This American Carnage, in which Nick falls asleep again, Felix makes ZillaKami smell his shit, and Chris discusses some of the most underrated social thrillers of recent years, such as Cuck and The Boss Baby.

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Sirhan Sirhan is finally going to be released, so we briefly discuss his early foray into patsy hypno, then Nick falls asleep, Chris takes all your favorite video game vixens to Target, and Felix downloads a French dub of Prison Break before Nicolas wakes up just long enough to have Breaking Bad spoiled for him.

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The boys are back in town and back to school as we warm up the new studio with a longer episode to make up for our unplanned absence. We try to summon the new Candyman but only end up saying his name like three times, so Big Shawn the Raconteur comes back from the dead instead. Then Felix takes so long to order some chicken tenders that Chris shaves his head out of desperation and Nick goes colorblind.

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Nick leaves early so he can go to bed and bang on a drum in the morning, Chris' dad makes money moves, Felix hops off a crazy train, and Big Shawn the Raconteur makes his debut as the Carnage Crew's first guest host, bringing Pepsi and stories of sex, poop, and sabotaged threesomes as we bid farewell to the old studio.

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Felix has a vivid dream on the DL and the recorder dies halfway through but then Nick wins some wireless earbuds and Chris gets 6ix9ine and Tupac tattooed on his ass.

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Nick makes his donut shop available to the needy, DaBaby and Lil Boosie stand tall as pillars of their communities, Chris elevates a marginalized voice, and the whole gang shows their appreciation for Megan Thee Stallion.

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Corporate keeps meddling with Nick's donut formulas, Chris asks the groupies if they want any of this before he puts it up, and Felix grooms you, the listener.

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The audio recorder dies, Nick gets a headache, and Chris and Felix reminisce on sissy hypno programming and the career of Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson.

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