This week on This Can’t Be Real with Brad, things somehow spiral from fast food frustration to full public humiliation. Brad breaks down the story of a man so angry at Taco Bell over his order that he returned later and released live crickets into the restaurant like he was starting the apocalypse over missing sauce packets. Then things get painfully awkward when a man accidentally rolls completely naked into a public car wash after trusting tinted windows way too much.

And finally, Brad reacts to a criminal genius who tried escaping police… in a canoe. Not a speedboat. Not a jet ski. A canoe. Leading to one of the slowest and dumbest getaway attempts imaginable while police casually watched from shore.

Along the way, Brad goes on hilarious tangents about Taco Bell revenge, Subaru stereotypes, men treating cars like apartments, awkward public nudity, and why no criminal should ever trust a paddle-powered escape plan. It’s another chaotic episode full of real stories that somehow sound completely made up.

On this episode of This Can’t Be Real with Brad, Brad dives into three stories that somehow prove common sense is officially on life support. First, a gender reveal party turns into a full-blown wildfire after a couple uses pyrotechnics to announce their baby, leading to firefighters, helicopters, and enough chaos to make Spencer Pratt furious. Then things get even stranger when a man loses his emotional support alligator inside a hotel, forcing confused guests and terrified employees into the most stressful continental breakfast experience imaginable.

And finally, Brad reacts to a criminal mastermind who steals a bicycle… only to list it on Facebook Marketplace and accidentally try selling it back to the original owner.

Along the way, Brad goes on hilarious tangents about modern gender reveals, Holiday Inn survival tactics, emotional support animals getting completely out of hand, and why criminals should probably stop using Facebook Marketplace like it’s Shark Tank. It’s another episode full of unbelievable real stories, savage commentary, and the kind of chaos that makes you nervous to leave your house.

This week on This Can’t Be Real with Brad, things somehow get even more chaotic as Brad reacts to a funeral turning into a full-blown family inheritance battle before grandma was even buried. Relatives are fighting over recliners, air fryers, and casserole dishes while Uncle Randy nearly throws hands in the parking lot beside the hearse.

Then Brad dives into the story of a cheating husband whose own pet parrot exposed his affair by repeatedly yelling another woman’s name around the house like a feathery FBI informant. The bird becomes the ultimate snitch, turning a tropical pet into relationship-ending evidence.

And finally, Brad breaks down the story of a criminal trying to hide from police in a restaurant ceiling… only to crash through the tiles into the women’s restroom like WWE’s Undertaker making an entrance nobody asked for.

Along the way, Brad goes on hilarious tangents about Southern funerals, Tyler Perry movie energy, parrots living forever, raccoon-level hiding spots, and why no criminal plan should involve ceiling tiles above a toilet.

This week on This Can’t Be Real with Brad, humanity once again proves we are absolutely not ready for adulthood. Brad breaks down the story of a man who trusted his GPS so much that he drove his car straight into a lake while his wife sat there questioning every life decision that led to that moment. Then things get even messier when a wedding reception turns into full-on WrestleMania after an argument escalates into flying cake, screaming relatives, and Uncle Randy apparently wearing buttercream like a crown.

And finally, Brad reacts to a criminal mastermind who successfully broke into a store… only to accidentally lock himself inside and basically turn his robbery into an overnight stay next to the beef jerky aisle.

Along the way, Brad rants about Apple Maps, old-school paper maps, drunk wedding uncles, Scooby-Doo villains, and why technology should never completely replace common sense. In the end, the “most bonkers” award goes to the GPS guy — because trusting a screen over literal water is next-level terrifying.

This week on This Can’t Be Real with Brad, the world somehow gets even dumber. Brad breaks down the story of a man who missed his flight and decided the logical next step was crawling through the airport luggage conveyor system like a rejected Mission Impossible stuntman wearing Crocs. Then things somehow get worse when a guy fakes a marriage proposal at a restaurant just to avoid paying for half-apps and a burger, emotionally traumatizing an entire Chili’s staff in the process.

And finally, Brad reacts to a man who walked into a police station — voluntarily — to complain that the drugs he bought weren’t good enough. Yes. He essentially treated law enforcement like customer service and wanted a refund on illegal substances.

Along the way, Brad goes on hilarious tangents about Crocs, Applebee’s half-apps, bad relationship decisions, fake romance operations, and why criminals should maybe stop involving police in their customer complaints. In the end, one story earns the “most bonkers” crown: the fake proposal guy, aka the only man in history to turn emotional manipulation into a dinner coupon strategy

Brad is back questioning humanity again with three real stories that feel completely made up—but unfortunately aren’t. This episode leans hard into one theme: people aren’t even trying to get away with things anymore… they’re just seeing what happens.

First up, a man robs a bank… then circles back and applies for a job there like it’s a normal career pivot. Brad dives into the confidence (and confusion) of committing a crime and then submitting a résumé to the same place—breaking down the imagined interview, the awkward recognition, and the absolute lack of long-term thinking.

Then things somehow get even stranger when a guy calls 911 to report a dangerous driver… and it turns out he’s describing himself. Brad highlights the rare moment where someone becomes both the suspect and the witness, eliminating the need for any actual police work.

Finally, the episode closes with a man getting pulled over—with a full-grown cow sitting in the backseat of his sedan. Not a truck. Not a trailer. A car. Brad unpacks the logistics, the smell, the poor life choices, and the moment an officer has to say, “Sir… it was definitely the cow.”

Throughout the episode, Brad delivers his signature takes—“two types of people,” confidence without logic, and the realization that common sense might officially be gone.

Bottom line: If your day feels off, at least you didn’t rob a bank and apply for a job there, call the cops on yourself, or turn your car into a mobile farm.

Brad is back with three absolutely unhinged real-life stories that prove we don’t have a people problem—we have a decision-making problem. No filters, no script—just raw reactions to people doing things that make you question everything.

Story one features a “marathon runner” who decides halfway through that running is overrated… and just hops on the subway before jumping back in like nothing happened. Brad breaks it down as the laziest cheat code of all time—less Rocky, more public transit enthusiast.

Story two takes a dark turn with a guy stuck in an elevator who makes a series of life-altering decisions… specifically turning the elevator into a full-blown crime scene. Brad leans into the aftermath, pointing out that survival isn’t the issue—it’s having to live with yourself (and your coworkers) after.

Then there’s the “banana bandit,” a man who tries to outsmart self-checkout by ringing up hundreds of dollars of items as bananas. What follows is a masterclass in confidence without intelligence, as Brad imagines the scanner basically begging this guy to stop.

Throughout the episode, Brad delivers his signature “two types of people” breakdowns, calling out the chaos, the logic gaps, and the unbelievable confidence behind each decision. The result is a hilarious, slightly concerning look at how real people handle real situations… very badly.

Bottom line: If your day feels messy, at least you didn’t fake a marathon, destroy an elevator, or try to financially survive on bananas.

In episode 3 of This Can’t Be Real, Brad dives into pure public chaos—where bad decisions meet zero awareness and somehow make headlines.

This episode features a suspect trying to escape police… on a scooter (yes, a scooter), proving not all getaways are created equal. Then things get painfully awkward when a public official forgets their mic is on and says what everyone’s thinking—but should never say out loud. And just when you think it can’t get worse, a passenger on a plane decides to open an emergency exit before takeoff, turning a routine flight into a full-blown situation.

With no script and real-time reactions, Brad breaks down each story using the “This Can’t Be Real” scale, highlighting just how ridiculous people can be when no one steps in to say, “hey… maybe don’t do that.”

Three stories. All real. All completely unnecessary. And somehow… still not the worst you’ve heard.

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In this episode of This Can’t Be Real, Brad dives headfirst into animal-induced chaos that somehow actually happened. From a man throwing a live alligator through a Wendy’s drive-thru window, to a monkey knocking out power for an entire area, to a nightmare scenario involving a snake in a toilet—this episode proves that animals and bad decisions are a dangerous combination.

With real-time reactions, no script, and the signature “This Can’t Be Real” scale, Brad breaks down each story, questioning how any of this is possible—and why it keeps happening.

Three stories. All real. All completely unhinged. And somehow… it only gets worse. 

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In the very first episode, Brad introduces the concept of the show—real stories that are so ridiculous they sound completely made up. He also rolls out the “This Can’t Be Real” scale, rating each story based on how absurd and nonsensical it is.

The episode kicks off with a wild story out of California where a bear breaks into a car, eats everything inside, and then gets stuck. What turns into a simple mistake quickly becomes a bizarre situation involving police officers having to figure out how to safely let a full-grown bear out of a vehicle. It’s chaotic, funny, and raises the question—who thought leaving food in the car was a good idea?

Next, Brad dives into a viral moment at a Burger King where a single employee is running the entire restaurant alone. She’s taking orders, cooking, and managing everything without help. Just when it feels like a story about hustle and determination, it takes an unexpected turn that makes it even harder to believe.

The episode wraps with a glimpse into the future—a driverless car getting pulled over by police. With no one behind the wheel, the situation turns awkward fast, leaving officers to figure out how to handle a traffic stop when there’s no actual driver to talk to.

Overall, this episode sets the tone for the podcast: fast, funny, and filled with real-life moments that feel completely unreal. 

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