In this episode, Heath and Kyle seriously investigate the most important question of our time: does a fortune cookie have legs? What starts as a deep dive into cookie geometry quickly spirals into debates about taco physics, imaginary limbs, career success, and why eating ice cream at 9 a.m. should be a constitutional right. It’s completely unnecessary, mildly educational, and exactly what happens when two grown men overanalyze a snack. Welcome to Unfortunate Cookies.

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